Disturbing Friday Fun: Girls Brushing Their Teeth

Man. You know what really turns hecklerspray on?

Colgate, that's what. Maybe Macleans. And possibly - if we're feeling a little bit desperate - the baking soda-infused naughtiness of Arm And Hammer. Toothpaste - is there any anything more erotic?

Apparently not. And that's what the people at Girls Brushing Their Teeth have realised. This is a veritable treasure trove of dental-based hi-jinks… from teeth-brushin' galleries to 'sensual' teeth-brushin' stories.

What's that? How could a story about oral hygiene be rendered even slightly erotic? Bah! Read this excerpt and bite your words, fool:

"Mel moved her brush round to give her upper right canines some attention, lifting her head back and closing her eyes, she began to make soft moans as the Reach Intadental glided across her milky white teeth. Claire now had Deb in a gentle embrace and was using her own toothbrush to work the young girls mouth with expert efficiency."

God-damn! Girls Brushing Their Teeth is some horn-eeeee shit, right?

Actually - no. It's not. Girls Brushing Their Teeth is possibly the most warped and hilariously pathetic thing hecklerspray has ever seen. Unless you count the 'readers gallery'.

And if you are going to look at that? Keep a bucket handy. 

Girls Brushing Their Teeth