Disturbing Friday Fun: Fast For George W. Bush
Oh, we try, you know.
We're always doing our best. We always try to be funny or witty or – if all else fails – just plain sarcastic. Yet occasionally something comes along that just leaves us speechless.
Like this.
omfg… i understand your lack of speech ability at this cos it’s not fucking funny. i mean, yeah. but in a very gut-wrenchingly disturbing way.
“omfg…” I understand your lack of writing or comprehensive ability, but Hecklerspray never said it was funny.
On the bright side, I’ve been trying to determine for quite a while who these 28% of Americans are that support Bush, because I sure as hell haven’t met any that will admit it, but now we know. They’re apparently too busy praying, kneeling over so far that their only field of vision is the inside of their colons. If there is a God, and he answers prayers, then based on Bush’s supporters it would appear that we’ve been cursed with an evil God, or at least one with a twisted sense of humor.
Maybe a little reverse psychology is in order: We could organize millions of people to pray that the president fucks things up even more, and everything will turn up roses.