Disturbing Friday Fun: Chat To Dead John Lennon

Remember a while back, when we gave you a link to Alice The Robot and her stilted world of online chat?

Well … now we've found something even more pointless interesting. The trouble with Alice The Robot, right, was that - as much 'fun' as chatting to her virtual self was - she wasn't a celebrity. This is a bad thing, of course - celebrities are officially the bestest things in the whole wide world times infinity, and anyone who isn't a celebrity should weep with pure gratitude at the thought of even being able to look at one.

In fact, there's only one thing better than a celebrity - and that's a dead celebrity. And there's only one thing better than a dead celebrity - and that's a website that claims to have distilled the entire personality of a dead celebrity into an online program you can chat to.

May we present to you JLAIP - The John Lennon Artificial Intelligence Project.

Here's a quick snippet of the chat we had with 'John':

Us: "Imagine is a rubbish song."

Lennon: "And Winnie The Pooh too."

Us: "Don't get lippy with me, Lennon."

Lennon: "Okay, I'll try not to do it too much."

Us: "Damn right, you dead scouse psuedo-hippie."

Lennon: "Bread?"

Us: "Oh, just fuck off."

Lennon: "Yeah. Mimi tells that story very often."

Us: "Well, Mimi can fuck off too."

Lennon: "Is that a mantra, CJ?"

Us: "Right. Outside. Now."

Lennon: "Understood."

And then we had a fight. 

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