Disturbing Friday Fun: Bumrape Island Comic

Oh, we've reached a new high (or low, depending on how you look at these things).

For those in the know, Disturbing Friday Fun is a regular feature in which your beloved hecklerspray provides a link to an odd, baffling or downright disturbing website. Which you then click on. And have a look at. On a Friday.

Look - we never claimed to be imaginative, okay?

Anyway: as we implied in that opening gambit, fans of astoundingly childish and juvenile humour are in for a big old treat this week. But then, what would you expect with a comic called Bumrape Island?

Imagine, right, that you had got hold of an old Commando comic book. And further imagine that - in some peak of almost certainly sixth-form stoned hilarity - you'd decided to tippex out a load of words and replace them with naughty ones. And then draw willies everywhere. And then changed the name of your gut-bustingly hilarious masterpiece from Nightmare Island into - well - something altogether different. Bumrape Island, to be exact.

Well, imagine no more.

We'll let the creators of this masterwork explain themselves:

"Bumrape Island is a work of perverse genius. Originally a terrible "Commando" war comic called, "Nightmare Island", it was.. well, modified, with Tipp-Ex (whiteout) and a black biro. Observe the combination of dirty innuendo, nonsensical absurdist humour and big cocks. Laugh. Don't get aroused; that's just scary."

Sounds pathetic, immature and completely without any merit whatsoever, right? Absolutely. But also be aware that this Bumrape island extravaganza is:

a) so rib-shatteringly funny you may have to endure several years of reconstructive surgery, and

b) definitely not suitable for work

Enjoy, you twisted blighters.

Bumrape Island

[story by C J Davies]