Disney Sued By God-Fearing Young Sikh
Normally, Disney World is a magical place where pixies float through the air on fluffy pink tufts of cotton candy, fairies bless each child with things like good fortune and longevity, and hat-wearing man-dogs do stuff too.
Sometimes though, the place is just a target for lawsuits that state it has religious undertones that persecute Muslims because of their head dress & facial scruff – and that’s just the women!
Disney of course denies all this – but it hasn’t stopped one young man from suing them on this very premise. He tried to get a job with them – and was denied because of his turban and facial hair.
Apparently, he didn’t apply for anything in the Aladdin department.
Sukhbir Channa is a man with a name that looks absolutely crazy when fully written out. He’s also a man who got denied employment at Disney World – and he is not pleased about it. To show his displeasure he’s forged a lawsuit in the fiery depths of Jahannum using nothing but molten ore, incredible heat, a pen, some paper and a lawyer.
TMZ reports:
“In his suit, Sukhbir Channa says when he applied for a job at Disney World in 2006, he was told his turban, beard, and long hair didn’t conform to the “Disney look”. Here’s the goofy part: just a few months before, in 2005, he says he marched as a toy soldier in a Disney parade with no problems– but then his turban was hidden by a big toy soldier hat.”
The suit is seeking $1,000,000 in damages to compensate for the several hours a week of minimum wage he probably would have made twirling a baton that had a set of mouse ears on each end. That would be enough to buy him a hot dog on park premises.
Disney was called to give the other side of the story, but he’s been dead for at least 50 years or something, and his previous phone number now belongs to a Taco Bell. We also tried calling the actual Disney corporation, but nobody here could figure out how to dial an area code.
Eventually our mother was called for a comment as her number is first on our contact list and therefore not difficult to dial. She said:
“Did you hear? Nanna fell again.”
Investigation is currently underway to determine if Disney somehow made our Nanna fall, because she too has a beard.
I think you’ll find that Nanna tripped over her beard,
sadly a not uncommon fate for elderly Muslim women,
(and the hirsute of any stripe). I myself frequently get
my eyebrows stuck in the keyboard (while flossing).
So “Let’s be careful out there”â„¢.
Expect more of the same each week. the economic jihad continues…….
What is it with fucking faggots like you spinaris? Do you search for any news story with ‘Muslim’ in the title and then go in and comment about jihads or whatever just because you hate Muslims so much?
Go the fuck away and don’t come back.
sukhbir channa is a sikh not muslim… get ur information corrected
Feh…there’s no real difference between the Brown People.
I quite enjoyed reading this article. Thank you for unabashedly sharing your brilliance with the world.
A Muslim with a turban?
Sounds like he’s having an identity crisis!
Points taken – corrections made.
There you go again, stupid narrow minded american’s cant tell the difference between a sikh and muslims, go educate yourself.
I have to say I quite agree with a couple of you above, it did make me chuckle and was quite funny!
I am absolutely loving the comments from the ethnic peanut gallery. Geez since when did we start talking about " americans" or "us citizens" as ignorant… oh yeah I completely forget that you dumb asses don’t consider participating in your citizenship…or maybe you are illegal, who knows what ever the case may be, why don’t you return to your native country and quit surrounding yourself with our idiotic behavior if it annoys you so badly.. go to your homeland. You have that right.
Oh.. thats right "you want to teach us a lesson." Just hope Bubba doesn’t find your US hating ass on a corner some where.
Have a nice day!
"I have to say I quite agree with a couple of you above, it did make me chuckle and was quite funny!"That is because you are a stupid 12 year old whose understanding of irony includes a quick glance at the periodic table.
I just love it when white Americans tell recent immigrants to "go back to your homeland". Because they themselves should go right back to England, Holland or Ireland.
white people act like they F’n own the country. they get to decide whether or not an indian or asian can stay? i say fuk that. now u kno how us natives felt when u came from europe.