Film executives are allegedly distraught at the size of the ubiquitous starlet’s curves and, according to the mighty Popbitch, have even spent millions on CGI effects to make them smaller in their latest film Herbie: Fully Loaded…
Obviously, completely unaware of the concept of ‘something for the dads’, the assembled suits have come to the conclusion that ‘Lindsay’s breasts were too big and some necklines were too low’.
It’s worth pointing out, of course, that this is all just speculative hearsay – for the moment.
Rumour has it that a DVD of ‘before and after’ scene comparisons is doing the rounds among special effects boffins (probably excited now that they can claim to have genuinely ‘touched a girl up’ for the first time in their lives).
Should a major newspaper offer serious cash for this ‘mountains to molehills‘ compilation, then the truth will surely be revealed. Until then? Maybe we could all ask gurning sugar-daddy Bruce Willis (DVDs) to do a quick visual comparison.
Assuming his heart doesn’t give out, that is.
[story by C J Davies]