It’s a little-known fact that Diddy loves fireworks – when he sees a colourful rocket or a catherine wheel his eyes light up with joy, almost like he understands what’s going on – but Diddy will have to go without fireworks this year.

This coming Labor Day will see Diddy hosting his White Party at his home in the Hamptons, where Diddy invites around 250 mega-wealthy A-listers to his house so long as they promise to only wear white clothes and, if they’re female, not complain when Diddy tries to hump their leg like a randy puppy. This year, Diddy’s White Party was set to conclude with a $100,000 all-white firework display – at least until the local council banned the firework display on safety grounds. But Diddy is nothing if not resourceful, and he’s decided to draft in some indoor fireworks instead – and if his guests aren’t blown away by the incredible ash-producing antics of the mighty Slithering Serpent pellet then they just don’t know where it’s at.