Before the end of the year Diddy will become a Daddy, this much we know. However, thanks to his new freakish obsession with posting on YouTube, we now know that Diddy will be the father of twins.

Diddy – real name Sean Combs – has announced that his girlfriend Kim Porter will be giving birth to twins in a horrific Buy One Get One Free rapper baby deal. Diddy won’t need telling that having twins will be much harder work than just one baby, but at least this way he can double the audience for the “See this mansion? I got this mumbling over the top of an old Sting record,” speech he’s got planned for the year 2011.