Diddy is a man with several names. His Mum calls him Sean Combs, his oldest fans call him Puff Daddy, his slightly younger fans call him P Diddy and everyone else calls him That Moron That Did The Godzilla Song.

However, there’s one soon-to-be human being who’ll be allowed to call Diddy ‘Daddy’ – his new baby. It’s been announced that Diddy is expecting his second child with girlfriend Kim Porter, or K Piddy as nobody calls her. Diddy must be proud that he will have someone else to pass on the Diddy legacy to, and we can envisage many happy afternoons in the Diddy household as Diddy teaches the minor Diddys the correct way to fall off a motorbike and then mumble unenthusiastically over the top of some old Sting record.