Diddy Offers His Thundering Political Insight Into Sarah Palin
Diddy’s not so much of a rapper these days, more a godawful barely-watched lowest common denominator MTV reality show in waiting.
But until the day when he inevitably ends up fronting that show – working title Diddy: It’s Both Oblivious And Obnoxious – we all have to put up with him spouting off endlessly about whatever subjects happen to be ambiently passing through his brain all the time like some sort of dreary old pensionable pub bore, but gangsta.
This time, Diddy has turned his sights on newly-named Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Diddy’s not a fan of Sarah Palin, you see – it’s all because Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska and “there aren’t even any crackheads in Alaska.” We’re not joking. We wish we were. Oh, there’s video after the jump, too.
Historians are going to look back on the day when Diddy discovered YouTube and declare it the exact day that the human race started to go wrong. Sure, it had been bad before, what with all the death and war and sadness and whatever, but at least we didn’t have video footage of the man who did that Godzilla song having a piss while describing exactly why he enjoys pissing back then.
It’s not just urination that Diddy enjoys prattling on about on video – he’s also taken to the internet to praise his girlfriend for carrying his children right before he left her. Plus not so long ago Diddy recruited an assistant by posting a video on YouTube, which was a smart move – after all, his ideal candidate was an obese loner with terrible skin and a secret longing that humans could be as understanding as cats.
And now Diddy is using his fondness to push through a political message. It’s all because of Sarah Palin, you see - John McCain has announced her as his running mate in the upcoming election. Leaving aside the fact that seeing elderly white-haired John McCain and younger, marginally sexier Sarah Palin together is like watching a creepy remake of late 1980s ITV nightclub show The Hitman And Her, Sarah Palin has managed to get right up Diddy’s nose.
Why? Has Diddy seen through the seemingly transparent fact that Sarah Palin was only made VP to lure disappointed female Hillary Clinton supporters to the Republican party? No. Is he fundamentally opposed to Sarah Palin’s pro-life, pro-capital punishment worldview? No. Does he disagree with Sarah Palin’s decision to support a bill allowing wolves to be hunted from the sky? Not really.
In fact, Diddy seems most concerned that Sarah Palin comes from Alaska and not too many Alaskans are addicted to crack. Here’s the video…
You know what? It’s easy to mock, but Diddy actually makes some very good points. Michelle Obama really would have been a better choice of Republican vice presidential candidate because, as Diddy points out, it would have been more ’strategic and fly’ to do that. Let’s hope that John McCain sees sense and appoints Diddy as his Chief Strategy And Flyness Advisor. It’s a no-brainer, really – Diddy gets his long dreamed-of position of political power and John McCain gets, um, a nice pair of sunglasses or something.
Oh, and by the way Diddy – Sir Rock Obama? What are you, seven?
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Oh yeah, note my mispellings, there just for you P.Dummy. You have a difficult enough time with the english language, I didn’t want to throw you off by spelling correctly. Just sound it out. Or, here’s an idea, you could get an “ebonix” translater…LOL You idiot!!! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!!! You know the saying “ya can take the N*&%a outta the getto, but ya can’t take the getto outta the N_ _ _ a” How sad that you make it true.
“that makes you a racist on top of it.”
“You know the saying “ya can take the N*&%a outta the getto, but ya can’t take the getto outta the N_ _ _ a—
Simply breathtaking.
As a black woman and also an Alaskan, I am so thankful my parents taught me to think for myself. Thank goodness Mr Combs does not speak for me. Mr. Sean Combs is ignorant and has no business spouting off such idiotic and tasteless remarks.
Some people believe that if they make a large sum of money they can say anything or do anything they want to. (Most hollywood celebrities) Just goes to show you money does not make one intelligent.
Someone in a previous comment mentioned that Sarah Palin is a bad parent just because her daughter is pregnant. You can be the best parent in the world and still have your child do something that may not be best thing for them. All you can do is go forward and try not to make the same mistake next time. Teenage pregnancy is an epidemic amongst many different races. Do all of these children have bad parents. I think not. We have no idea what the Palin family taught thier daugter about birth control or pre-marital sex nor is it any of our business.
Some comments are better left unsaid.
yeah, like yours.
This goes to show the misinformed and un-educated Hollywierd. I am so glad that I have a mind of my own and recognize who by far will be the best candidates for the P and VP. Hollywierd has an agenda and that is to push this country to a big Government dictated liberal world without morals or good guide lines on how to conduct our lives. It also wants to get in bed with radical Islam and have this country not to be the strongest but the weakest nation. This is exactly what will happen if Nobama and Biden get in the Whitehouse. Diddy, you say that Palin is unqualified; name, if you can, one thing that Nobama has done as Gov. for his state. One thing positive he has done for this nation. Even in your pathedic rant, you didn’t give one reason why your candidate would be the best for this nation. If you can not come up with one thing sit down and shut up. Even if he was a white man, I would say the same thing I’m saying now. Its not about black or white its about what is best for our country. Duddie says BK is open late, I’m going to Wendy’s. McCain/Palin 08.
If you are going to call someone misinformed and “un-educated”, please learn to spell all your second grade vocabulary words; cf. “weird”.
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That’s the way of the loser democrats. If you have a point, and they can’t rebut it, they just insult your spelling. What a loser….gir…so is that a name, or is that you growling??? Numb nuts!!! How many hours did you have to sit in front of the dictionary looking for the term “weird”…lol. Those who can’t do…teach.
Shock news just in for Melissa – every second frothy-mouthed poster likes to ignore reasoned debate and just criticise spelling. Please refer to the comments on ‘Everyone Loves Sarah Palin’s Redneck Illegitimate Grandkid-Maker’ for repeated evidence of Republicans doing exactly that.
Criticising spelling is boring. No moar please.
Just pointing out the irony, kids.
Melissa, you might not have undercut your point if you’d left out all the name-calling. You dumb twat.
hey rivers what’s up girl. you couldn’t have said it any better. let the stone casting continue with others, such as the hollywood celebrities. how can they not realize that discussing important political issues is beyond their cerebral scope. stupid little celebs , stick to what you know. nothing. ie pdiddy ie matt damon ie kerrie washington(bill maher 9/10). can’t you just hear them with their stylist/hairdresser saying stuff like don’t forget the one about and the one we just heard oh yeah remember that one thing we read last week in the star.
i am a proud alaskan and have raised my family to be equally proud of our state and country. i would call on all of our black alaskan constituents to stand up and be counted. let peedee know that we[alaskans] are not”crackheads”, will not tolerate crackheads, and when it smoking crack become a “black thing only”. if peedee is an example of what is to come, shouldn’t you dems rethink your position.
and so another dimwitted celeb gets thrown into the arena. pam anderson your boobs should be seen and heard
Good aim, Diane.
susan are we to assume you are a christian in good standing and can recite the bible verbatim and are we to assume you are comparing obama to Jesus Christ and Sarah to pontius pilate. you are indeed a sad creature aren’t you? i don’t think this is what your stylist/hairdresser meant. can you not have your own opinion? can you spell pawnshus pielut? stay out of politics susan, you are the most offense sort.
thanks gir
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Holy shit are you ever dumb.
“gir Says:
“please learn to spell all your second grade vocabulary words; cf. “weirdâ€.”
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JokE pOlIcE says “every second frothy-mouthed poster likes to ignore reasoned debate and just criticise spelling.”
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gir is a frothy-mouthed poster
Now, that does sound wierd!
THANKS J BOLLOCKS NOBODY ELSE GOT THAT IT’S A GOOD THING YOUR DUMB ASS WAS HERE OTHERWISE THAT MIGHT HAVE PASSED UNNOTICED DUE TO THE AMAZING SUBTLETY
I’m the president of the Association of Frothy-Mouth Posters. It’s just I remember to wipe my mouth occasionally.
Although Diddy, like many rappers comes off as somewhat crass and uncouth, I think that what he meant was that Sarah Palin will be completely out of her element in Washington DC, a city where there ARE blacks and crackheads.
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Go Diddy go ! that was funny
What a moron….. I also thought it was foolish for Mccain to choose Palin as his running mate.Its Diddy;s reasons for not liking the choice that I find stupid.
There are no crack heads in Alaska? There is no crime? There are no black people? No diversity?
In between those “amazing” statments is Mccain is bugging the f/ck out…
What a tard. Go get an education, read a book, and learn to speak properly. At leaset please learn about the subject before you open your mouth.
P.Diddy is a fucken dick head, why is he even botheren about the fucken price of fuel, what does he even really care,he has got more money than sense. ASS HOLE, he should try haven to fork out money for fuel on a basic wage, way 2 kids under the age of five. Thank fuck he was voted one of the most annoyen people in 2008 ha ha ha ha ha