Demi Moore is the world’s prettiest bag of bones in a designer outfit.

She is also the prettiest person married to Ashton Kutcher. So, will you guys bloomin’ stop saying that her skinny face and stunning body need to be Photoshopped to be fabulous? Because they don’t! Demi is even willing to sue over claims that her legs and torso were airbrushed for W magazine. She and her lawyers are chomping at the bit – but don’t worry, their anger isn’t really directed towards you.

Demi was caught in the middle of a really tiny scandal a few weeks back. It was about as scandalous as being accused of dying away grey hairs. But she insisted on making a mountain out of a molehill. Not an actual mole, mind you. Otherwise that would need Photoshopping/ surgically removing too, like it did for Sarah Jessica Parker. Then we’d be caught in one long uroboros-style scandal that would never, ever die.

In response to being outed by photographer Anthony Citrano, Demi let loose her legal types. The same people who don’t really do more than Twitter search for stories about her/ set Google Alerts on her name – so they can yell at anyone who says nasty things. Her team smelt blood when Anthony said he thought the W cover had some work done. He wasn’t pointing out anything people hadn’t speculated already. In fact, it was alleged that W couldn’t even be bothered to ‘shop the wrinkles and flab away and so just settled for using MS Paint to lay Demi’s head on a 26-year-old model’s body.

From Pop Culture Madness:

Check out what appears to be 26 year old Anja Rubik’s superimposed body… scratch that – her body was attached to Demi Moore’s for the sake of a better cover image. You have to wonder, did Demi even wear the same Balmain dress?

Demi asserts that the hip replacement poking through the fabulous dress is all her own. She don’t need no steenkin’ model’s body to take her place. Despite trying to convince us all she stays young by drinking the blood of virgins, she isn’t fooling everyone.

There has to be an extreme effort to put forth to take a woman that is 47 and make her look like a woman much younger. The answer may be beyond Photoshop, it could very well be full body replacement with the use of Photoshop. Representatives from W claim ‘nothing unusual’ was done but of course that means nothing because Photoshopping is standard practice in the industry.

Back to the potential lawsuit – Anthony got a nasty shouty legal letter. One that would have been composed entirely of caps, had it been sent on Twitter. The threatening note does a jolly nice job of reviving a scandal that should have died out after 24 hours. Anthony expresses that he doesn’t like being yelled at. To prove it, he’s going public with his confidential legal notice.

From Zig Zag Lense via Cele|Bitchy:

On Tuesday night, I received an aggressive and threatening letter from Martin Singer, Demi Moore’s attorney. It is marked “Confidential Legal Notice – Publication or Dissemination is Prohibited”. However, since Mr. Singer and I have no confidentiality agreement, and it provides essential context to the matter at hand, I have decided to publish it.

The next time Demi wants to prove how great she looks without photoshop, all she needs to do is have Ashton publish another picture of her in her pants. That worked wonders last time.

This was a guest blog by Amy Grindhouse. She’s brilliant.