86-year-old actress Demi Moore is reported to have got married to her twelve-year-old boyfriend Ashton Kutcher this weekend.

Well, they’re probably married, anyway. Their publicists haven’t got round to confirming it yet.

Demi Moore (DVDs) and Ashton Kutcher got hitched
on Saturday night in Beverly Hills in front of "more than 100 of their
closest friends and family," including Bruce Willis and Lucy Liu. And US Weekly magazine is swanning around like Johnny Big Potatoes because it knew before anyone else.

The wedding was apparently arranged at the last minute, and was a
traditional Kabbalah ceremony, whatever that means – probably a group
screening of Revolver while they drink bottles of overpriced water.

As is now traditional for moviestars, Demi Moore denied wanting to
marry Ashton Kutcher as recently as six weeks ago. She told Harper’s
Bazaar that she didn’t want to get married because:

"I feel that we are [married] and that we don’t need something formal, so to do so isn’t a big deal one way or another."

This
is Demi Moore’s third marriage; she split up with Bruce Willis seven
years ago, and was married to musician Freddie Moore for four years in
the early 1980s. Ashton Kutcher has never been married, but he
has made some really dreadful films.

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