Demi Lovato Turns 21, Celebrates With Homemade Porn

Demi LovatoDemi Lovato turned the big 2-1 this week, and what tends to go hand-in-hand with the ability to drink? Embarrassing photos of your hoo-hah, that’s what!

Around twenty dirty pics were apparently offered to Radar Online by an unnamed source – read ‘Wilmer Valderrama’ – who have opted not to publish them any of them despite the fact that as a gossip website, they are pretty much bound to humiliate celebrities in any way that they can. Demi’s lawyer must be the Khal Drogo of the courtroom. Before he became a drooling vegetable, that is.

The pictures are said to be selfies that show a dark haired woman who looks suspiciously like the Heart Attack singer in a “raft of compromising positions, including nude in a bath tub and lying topless in bed”.

Please, that’s so Vanessa Hudgens circa 2009. If she wants these photos to boost her career then they’re going to need a little creativity, the old ‘iPhone selfie in a dimly lit bedroom’ isn’t going to cut the mustard anymore. How about throwing on a little body paint or hiring a green screen?

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It hasn’t been verified if the pictures actually are of Demi, but there are reportedly some telltale signs that it is her in the form of the mystery woman’s tattoos. So the photo’s show a twenty-something brunette with tattoos of birds and ‘inspiring’ words? That does narrow things down. At least, the supplier of the photos believes it does:

“These are Demi. The collection I have show some nude, including face, some including parts of the body Demi is known for – tattoos, butt, chin. Then, I have pictures of her getting rowdy… I can guarantee you these photos are legitimately of Demi.”

As if having photos of your downstairs mixup being sold to the tabloids isn’t bad enough, Demi is also finding out that she’s apparently known for her chin.

No one official has commented yet, which could be a sign that there’s some truth to the reports and they need time to figure out how to spin it. If you’re worried about the pics leaking, how about doing a big Playboy spread, Demi? After all, nobody’s going to pay for the cow if they can get the milk for free .

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Comments

  1. bob says

    LEAVE HER ALONEEE, she is a good person and learned from her mistakes, she has been through A LOT. And anyway she spent her 21st bday in Africa helping the less fortunate, so back the hell off idiots.

  2. Jacqueline Smith says

    For the love of geez and all the res of all that give the gir ladn her gal pal Taylor a flippin few breaks after all they are in the early twenties the prime of there lives so to speak . Just let them have some fun and enjoy the life that they have to live right now! Just cuz they are famous does not mean that they are not still human being with real feeling and emotins and just want to let lose and be free and just be “normal” once and awhile without everyone following them everywhere and getting up in there faces all the time. Lord just PLEASE give the girls a break let them have a lil fun cuz we all know the truth of the matter is with all the record making , touring, radio show apperances tv shows etc,etc,etc they are lucky to have a few moments to themselves . So IF they do and esp with a bestie i.e. BFF then by all means let them BOTH do whatever it is they want to do the yare free n 21 so as long as they are not doing anything illigal or hurting physically anyone PULLEEZZ letitgo! I love them both they rock they have great voices great music n Taylor I do hope u turn back a lil to country music n not so much to pop cux your fan base that got u started is from country n seems like ur turning away from us to go over to pop . We love u no matter waht u do but hun it would mean the would…no the universe to us if ud stick more with ur country roots n maybe just have one r two crossover songs that still do sound a bit country. Much love good thoughts prayers n hugs <3