Lady Gaga is on tour again, showing off how weird and unique she is, giving all the crazies a hero to look up and admire.† She’ll claim it is all for the purpose of art, but really it’s all just to get more attention because someone is a slut for publicity.
One of her latest look at me stunts involved a fellow weirdo, some paint, and quite possibly an homage to the two finger supermodel diet.† At least, that’s what Demi Lovato thinks, and she is making sure everyone knows how messed up Gaga is by glorifying it.
So while at the SXSW festival a few days ago, Lady Gaga was performing some songs from her shitty latest album, including the tune “Swine.”† During it, she brought out some “artist” named Millie Brown, who apparently makes her living selling canvases that look like the floors around any toilet inside a bar at 4 am.† Brown drank some pea soup colored soy milk, I am assuming because it’s mid-March and everything is fucking green right now, and then proceeded to vomit it all over Gaga as she sang.
It was pretty gross, and I won’t lie that when I saw it all I could think was “What the fuck is that?” followed by “Well, at least it wasn’t R Kelly covering her in a golden shower.”† The furthest thing from my mind was “OH MY GOD!† THE ART!† THIS IS SO DEEP!”† which means I am some uncultured shallow bitch, because it seem that was totally was Gaga and Brown were going for.
Demi Lovato on the other hand didn’t just think it was gross and stupid, she also thought it was incredibly irresponsible.† As someone who openly admits to struggling with bulimia, Lovato felt the performance made puking up your dinner seem cool, and risked her life by calling Gaga out on Twitter.
“SadÖ As if we didnít have enough people glamorizing eat disorders already. Bottom line, itís not ďcoolĒ or ďartsyĒ at all. Would you let someone bring a needle and shoot up on you? Addiction is addiction. Itís not ďshadeĒ and itís not ďhateĒ. But someone has to come forward and say it and Iíll take the heat for it. @ladygaga youíre SO talented, if not one of the most talented in our industry PERIOD. Dope is INCREDIBLE.. but you donít have to do that.”
You think I am kidding about risking her life, but there two sets of fans I would never fuck with.† Charles Manson followers, and Lady Gaga’s “Little Mosnters.”† Those bitches are fucking scary.†† Of course, Gaga’s minions went after Lovato, telling her she was being a wrong bitch and that Gaga would never make bulimia seem cool since she also admitted to struggling with it, so Lovato came out with an even longer explanation as to why she is Little Miss Fun-squasher.
“All Iím saying is, artists in pop culture have influence on people.. Some of which are people who arenít capable of understanding the art that is that is expressed by their idols. Young people who are struggling to figure out their identities are seriously influenced by the things they see their idols do. Whether we intend to or not, artists influence people of ALL ages and unfortunately what people see, people do. Hair, clothes and sometimes misinterpreting things, therefore using the excuse of art to engage in self-destructive behaviors. Iíve been through a shit ton.. More than any of you know, and I sympathize for everyoneís struggle. But people emulate what they see celebrities do or let happen. And thatís why I had to say something.. to let the people who donít understand the art in it, that bulimia isnít cool, and it wonít get you on stage with your favorite artist. I canít NOT say anything because I stand up for what I believe in and speak out about mental illnesses. Youíre right, nobody asked my opinion but pop culture is a huge part in leading our generation, we have to continue to strive to change the world. No hate, no shade, just love.”
The “artist”† (I REALLY am struggling using that word for this chick, gotta tell you) came out and also said Lovato was being dumb and just not deep enough to get what it is that she does.
“Thereís a clear difference between using my body to create something beautiful, to express myself and feel powerful, rather than using it to punish myself and conform to societyís standards.”
Uh, yea sure.† If it makes you feel powerful to destroy your esophagus and seriously do some damage to your gum lines, then kudos bitch.† Your art is still ugly and my dog’s shit piles are more aesthetically pleasing.
Gaga also came out and tried to say people who don’t get it just don’t get the point of SXSW (“Drugs and casual stranger sex?”- Lindsay Lohan) and that the point of the whole thing was to embrace†artistic spirituality.† She even compared it to Martin Luther King Jr’s crusades for racial equality, because bitch wasn’t offensive enough it seems.