Demi Lovato is one of the most honest young women in Hollywood right now. Everybody loves a good comeback story, which is probably why she went from being America’s sweetheart to the cokehead who punched a bitch out on a plane, and back to being America’s sweetheart. But more than a good comeback, people like it when famous hot messes admit to all their fuckery, and unlike other female celebs (*cough*Lindsay Lohan*cough), Lovato has done just that.
In a new Access Hollywood interview, Lovato talks about her former one true love, cocaine, and she keeps shit really honest, which is refreshing, since the last time I saw an interview with a starlet talking about her troubled past, it was Lindsay Lohan watering down her partying ways to Oprah. She’s only done cocaine a handful of times? Bitch please.
In her interview Demi talks about how she had a Charlie Sheen level coke habit and couldn’t go and hour without it:
[W]ith my drug use I could hide it to where I would sneak drugs. I couldn’t go 30 minutes to an hour without cocaine and I would bring it on airplanes. I would smuggle it basically and just wait until everyone in first class would go to sleep and I would do it right there. I’d sneak to the bathroom and I’d do it. That’s how difficult it got and that was even with somebody [with me], I had a sober companion, somebody who was watching me 24/7 and living with me [and] I was able to hide it from them as well.
Demi also talks about how she’d be on a first class plane with vodka in her Sprite bottle, which actually sounds really classy to me since one time I got the bus to the movies all the while drinking red wine out of a Tim Horton’s coffee cup. Vodka in first class vs. $10 red wine on the bus? You win this round, Lovato!
Demi’s interview with Access Hollywood really did remind me of Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Oprah, and it really made me realize why Demi is having such a successful comeback after her hot mess phase, while Lohan is currently stuck in 2005 and feuding with the Hilton’s.
Girls like Lohan and Hilton have become super irrelevant because they do these “tell-all” interviews and lie their asses off. I remember back in 2007, Paris Hilton said in an interview she’d only ever had sex with two people and that she’d never done drugs. Bitch, I have SEEN you have sex with more people than that AND I’ve seen a video where you brag that you just got fucked in the ass for blow!
And as for Lohan, that girl never takes responsibility for anything! “I never fought that girl,” “I’ve only done coke a handful of times,” “It was the director’s fault,” “it was my assistant driving!”, “I didn’t punch her!”, “We didn’t have sex!” Basically everything Lohan says gives me a case of the extreme eye rolls (and of course, here is an eye roll gif because I love that shit):
Whereas, Demi is all like “yeah I did a fuck ton of coke!”, “yes, I went nuts and punched that bitch!”, “yes I was drunk while I was filming Princess Protection Program!” and people can respect that. The public will stand for a lot of things, but it will not stand for lies!
Maybe I’m just in the festive spirit, but all this coke talk has caused “White Christmas” to become stuck in my head, which I don’t think is normal. But anyway, I still think that Demi Lovato is a good role model for young girls. Yes, she went through some bad shit, but she got help and got better and she’s getting her life back together. So, in a way, she’s kind of an inspiration. Whereas girls like Lohan, well, you know…