Debbie McGee Allegedly Stealing Children’s Dreams For £125

Debbie McGee, the wife of Tesco own-brand magician Paul Daniels, has come under fire this week as her now defunct talent agency - cleverly named Debbie McGee Models - was exposed as a big bag of old shit.  

One mother, who paid Debbie one hundred and twenty five English pounds to get her daughter Gina modelling work, of which there has subsequently been none, had these words to say:

"When I realised we'd given them £125, I felt stupid."

When you realised? Did Paul hypnotise you, Gina’s mother? The clever bastard! You definitely aren’t stupid. And Debbie lied to you, did she? She told you Gina would be a star within a matter of months, hhmmm? For only £125? Yeah, we would have bought that too. Being a model’s got to be pretty easy when you look like the rejected spawn of John Major and Edwina Currie. The best Gina can expect is to take over from Kerry Katona when her Iceland contract runs out.

This is not even an isolated event. Apparently Debs has been up and down the country signing up a plethora of munters for her books. The Daily Mail says:

“Business was not so fickle for McGee, however. She signed up 400 youngsters over a year - turning over £50,000 in ‘photographer's fees’ alone.”

Well what the fuck do they expect? Lord of the Rings wrapped filming years ago. And did they not read Paul Daniel’s autobiography? If they had they would be aware that the pair of them are as sick as their kids are delusional. Here’s an extract:

"Once, I got upstairs and Debbie was lying stark naked on the bed - eat your heart out, fellas! She was wearing the sort of sleeping blindfold you get on long-haul flights. Printed on it was Do Not Disturb. But further down her body she had a sign that said Disturb!"

Eh what? So basically what he’s saying here is that Debbie likes to be fucked while she sleeps. And he thought it would be a good idea to publish this information. Sexy stuff indeed.

Please take heed, parents of ugly children. Next time you think about giving Debbie a call because you believe your child could be the next Jodie Marsh, don’t bother. It’s like asking Amy Winehouse to stand up straight and not scare your children.

Read more:

How Debbie McGee promised young girls fame and fortune for £125 and then didn't deliver - Daily Mail 

[story by Callum de Caestecker]