Dear Dennis

In which hecklerspray's resident agony uncle Dennis Norden solves your problems. Having trouble and don't know where to turn? Send your questions to Dennis at the usual email address.

Dear Dennis,

I know this may sound a little odd, but I think I have serious intimacy issues. I'm with a guy at the moment - the longest relationship I've ever had - and he's always complaining that he just can't get close to me. It feels like I've got no confidence. I don't reach out to hold his hand as we're walking down the street because I'm still scared he'll reject me, just like all the other men in my life.

Please, please, please tell me what you think I should do. I know I have problems and I don't want to lose the man I love because of it. I'm so scared that'll happen. Help!

Caroline, Stratford-Upon-Avon

Dennis Replies:

Gloria Hunniford there, hoping that one day those sound people will learn not to drop the boom-mike on her immaculate hairdo! You know, I've always said that those who work behind the camera are only there because no-one else will employ them! Moving on, let's take a look at this hilarious blooper, in which Grandstand's Des Lynam learns that wearing a tie on a windy outside broadcast is a recipe for disaster!

Yours, Dennis