Yes, I know the above picture is in poor taste, but basically everything Bill Cosby does is in poor taste, so I thought it would be fitting. So, as you may have heard, society once again cares about the fact that Bill Cosby allegedly raped more than a dozen women over the years, primarily by drugging them. I mean, we’ve known this shit for years, but the media only pretends to care like every 10 years or so, and I guess that time is now.
Let’s be real here: women have been giving the exact same story about Bill Cosby for years: I was young, he gave me booze and a pills, last thing I remembered he was fondling me, I woke up naked. Bill Cosby is a rich and powerful pudding lover who was also Dr. Huxtable, TV’s most famous dad (what is it with tv dads?!), and no one is going to believe you if you say he raped you so you’re basically fucked. Tale as old as time or some shit, I guess. However, that hasn’t made the allegations go away after all these years.
For decades, Bill Cosby has cultivated an image of a shooby-doo-woppa-doodle-puddin’-pop I heart fun sweaters and I’m a lovable, wise?dad. Then, in 2005, women started coming out being like “Listen, it benefits me in no way to say this and it’s long?past the point where he can be charged for his, but Bill is old and his career isn’t that important anymore and I finally feel safe in saying: Hey, Bill?Cosby is a gross pervert who raped me.”
If I was a young woman and the most respected man in television?(and the world), the man who was everyone’s lovable tv dad and who sold them all delicious Jello pudding and always wore the best sweaters,?raped me, you know who I’d tell? Probably no one. It’s some real bullshit, but Hollywood is bullshit. Rich, famous, powerful?people don’t get in trouble for this shit, and a lot of these young women were trying to make it as models or actresses and speaking out against Bill Cosby?back when he assaulted them would’ve destroyed any chance they had at a career. Is that at all fair? Fuck no, but I understand why they’d wait to come forward and speak about it.
I get that?”The Cosby Show” was awesome, but that doesn’t mean Bill Cosby isn’t a fucking creep, it just means he’s a really great fucking actor who?can rock a dope sweater. You know who else rocked some great sweaters? Ted fucking Bundy, one of the most notorious serial killers of all time! And for all we know, Charles Manson?really loved pudding. In fact, I bet all serial killers and rapists love pudding because, guess what? PUDDING IS DELICIOUS! BUT SELLING IT AND WEARING A GREAT SWEATER AND WINNING AN EMMY DOESN’T MEAN YOU’RE NOT THE FUCKING WORST!
I appreciate that the media has once again decided to give a fuck about the Bill Cosby rape allegations, but I really think it’s time society as a whole started to officially view this man not as lovable Clift Huxtable, but instead as what he actually is: a serial rapist. There, I said it, Bill Cosby is a serial rapist. Fucking deal with it, man.
If you need a tv dad to look up to I’m pretty sure Bob Saget is still a decent person, so, you know, go wild on Danny Tanner or something.
And yes, I know that was also in very poor taste.
Yinks says
Bullshit! I still 4ckin luv d guy