They say that David James’ massive haircut is what makes him such a good goalkeeper – his hair works as a giant spacial calculator like a cat’s whiskers.
That has to be the only explanation for this video where, incredibly, David James blindfolds himself, stands in goal and stops all manner of balls being cracked towards him at 100mph. If it’s not his hair, then what is it? Witchcraft? Is it witchcraft? Is this video evidence that David James should be burnt at a stake or drowned underwater?
Probably not, no. But it is quite impressive. Video after the jump…


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He’s really gorgeous. The blind-folded goalkeeping impressive.