David Blaine is either a shining example of the human’s spiritual need to push itself to the very limits of existence or an attention-seeking knob who bursts into tears every time he gets a bit wet.

As you know, David Blaine’s latest underwater stunt ended in gigantic failure on Monday night, with some shiny divers having to fish Blaine out of his magic aquarium because he couldn’t hold his breath very well. Now David Blaine’s trainer (or Blainer, to use the correct title) has revealed that the ridiculous idiot magician almost died underwater.