by Stuart Heritage
Victoria Beckham is plainly so desperate to achieve fame in America that we don’t doubt for a second that she’d eat one of her own children if she got wind that America’s Funniest Baby-Eaters was casting for a host.
Actually, that’s an appalling thing to say – Victoria Beckham would never eat one of her own children. Too many calories. But, on the other hand, Victoria Beckham will stoop to other lows to try and get in the celebrity magazines – lows like going out dressed exactly like a Nazi. Victoria Beckham has been photographed out and about in a peaked cap and grey fitted military jacket. In fact, some are saying, slap an eye-patch on Victoria Beckham and she’d look exactly like Tom Cruise in the publicity shots for his new Nazi movie. Again, that’s ridiculous – Victoria Beckham, though vaguely Nazi-looking, would never wear an eye-patch. Unless, of course, America’s Funniest One-Eyed Nitwit Offensive Skinny Trend-Chasers was casting for a host, in which case she’d probably take one of her own eyes with a screwdriver as well.
Victoria Beckham is plainly so desperate to achieve fame in America that we don't doubt for a second that she'd eat one of her own children if she got wind that America's Funniest Baby-Eaters was casting for a host.
Actually, that's an appalling thing to say - Victoria Beckham would never eat one of her own children. Too many calories. But, on the other hand, Victoria Beckham will stoop to other lows to try and get in the celebrity magazines - lows like going out dressed exactly like a Nazi. Victoria Beckham has been photographed out and about in a peaked cap and grey fitted military jacket. In fact, some are saying, slap an eye-patch on Victoria Beckham and she'd look exactly like Tom Cruise in the publicity shots for his new Nazi movie. Again, that's ridiculous - Victoria Beckham, though vaguely Nazi-looking, would never wear an eye-patch. Unless, of course, America's Funniest One-Eyed Nitwit Offensive Skinny Trend-Chasers was casting for a host, in which case she'd probably take one of her own eyes with a screwdriver as well.
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by Matthew Laidlow
Is it just us, or should a European video award ceremony kind of primarily be for musicians and artists who were from Europe?
You know, countries like England, Sweden, Iceland, Germany, those sort of places. And not countries outside of Europe. Countries like America. America isn’t in Europe, but it’s still wiping the floor with the Europeans in the nominations for this year’s MTV Europe Music Awards.
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