Britney Spears Hit & Run Charges Spark Crying & Possible Farting
Trying to guess when Britney Spears will hit rock-bottom is fast becoming an impossible task - if you thought Britney Spears' life couldn't get worse after all that's happened to her lately, you can't have thought too much about Britney in jail.
In all the excitement yesterday about Britney Spears' bodyguard blathering on about Britney's drug overdose and chronic farting problem, we forgot to mention that Britney Spears might end up in jail after she was charged on Friday with hit and run and not owning a valid California driving license - all stemming from an incident in a car park in August. It's all a sharp reminder of how far Britney Spears' stock has fallen over the last few years - there was a time when the phrase 'Britney Spears in jail' conjured up images of a sexy pop video and not a red-eyed lunatic crouched in the foetal position crying and babbling a made-up language at her petrified cellmate who can barely even maintain consciousness due to Britney's constant rancid farting. Remember those days? Do you?













