by Chris Laverty
Ozzy Osbourne has been doing his impression of lovable granddad with a lobotomy for a while now. He does jokes and skits on chat shows, then falls over in public yelling “Sharon!” The Devil’s own Norman Wisdom, if you will. Ozzy's funnies usually involve the cacophony of drugs and booze he has ingested over the [...]
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by Stuart Heritage
You know, this is probably our favourite part of Big Brother – the part where you don’t know anyone’s name, even though you’re perfectly aware they’ll be nationwide hate figures in less than a fortnight’s time.
As the all-female Big Brother housemates nosedive into their first weekend spent together in the Big Brother house, there’s still one important thing missing – a man. Tonight, we’re told, the twelfth Big Brother housemate will enter the house, and he’ll be a male. That poor boy. Although being a man going into a house with 11 women might seem like a treat on the surface, we estimate that it’ll take about three seconds of listening to the relentless full-volume pack shrieking about make-up and diets and curtains before the poor boy tries to rip the skin from his face in an effort to make the bad noise go away.
Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for the housemates we couldn’t be arsed to get round to yesterday – Shabnam, Emily, Laura, Nicky and Carole – with help as ever from Paddy Power…
You know, this is probably our favourite part of Big Brother - the part where you don't know anyone's name, even though you're perfectly aware they'll be nationwide hate figures in less than a fortnight's time.
As the all-female Big Brother housemates nosedive into their first weekend spent together in the Big Brother house, there's still one important thing missing - a man. Tonight, we're told, the twelfth Big Brother housemate will enter the house, and he'll be a male. That poor boy. Although being a man going into a house with 11 women might seem like a treat on the surface, we estimate that it'll take about three seconds of listening to the relentless full-volume pack shrieking about make-up and diets and curtains before the poor boy tries to rip the skin from his face in an effort to make the bad noise go away.
Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for the housemates we couldn't be arsed to get round to yesterday - Shabnam, Emily, Laura, Nicky and Carole - with help as ever from Paddy Power...
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