by C J Davies
What, dear reader, would you describe as a bargain?
Actually, scratch that. We don’t need to know about that bumper packet of condoms you snapped up at the Boots Spring sale the other day. Let’s rephrase the question – what would you describe as a musical bargain?
Picking up the new Arcade Fire CD for a fiver, perhaps? Shelling out 15 quid for some brand-new exclusive unreleased Radiohead tracks? The chance to mercilessly gun down ‘the’ Arctic Monkeys for the princely sum of £2.50 and a bag of chips?
All pretty good deal-breakers, we’re sure you’ll agree. And – we’re sure you’ll concur with this also – about a million times better than anything involving pasty-faced junkie and all-round waste of oxygen Pete Doherty.
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by Stuart Heritage
OK, we’re just going to come out with it; every day you people come here for the latest nugget of sharply-written celebrity news – and the occasional less sharply-written nugget of YouTube Awards news – and, well, now it’s your turn to help us.
The more keenly observant among you will have noticed that hecklerspray is looking for some designers at the moment, since we’re lining up a bewitching redesign that will change the way you perceive the internet forever, or – more realistically – change the way you perceive hecklerspray for a couple of minutes. And now we want to know what you want to see on hecklerspray. What you like, what you dislike, what you want to see more of. Features? Subjects? More pictures of the writers standing around crying and drunk in nothing but their underwear? We’re listening, and we promise to abide by your every idea. Unless your idea is crap, naturally.
Leave us your thoughts in the comments box below and we’ll put them all in a big notebook or something. And there are more than a million of you, remember, so if we don’t get at least a million solid gold ideas, it’ll be straight to bed with no tea for the lot of you.
OK, we're just going to come out with it; every day you people come here for the latest nugget of sharply-written celebrity news - and the occasional less sharply-written nugget of YouTube Awards news - and, well, now it's your turn to help us.
The more keenly observant among you will have noticed that hecklerspray is looking for some designers at the moment, since we're lining up a bewitching redesign that will change the way you perceive the internet forever, or - more realistically - change the way you perceive hecklerspray for a couple of minutes. And now we want to know what you want to see on hecklerspray. What you like, what you dislike, what you want to see more of. Features? Subjects? More pictures of the writers standing around crying and drunk in nothing but their underwear? We're listening, and we promise to abide by your every idea. Unless your idea is crap, naturally.
Leave us your thoughts in the comments box below and we'll put them all in a big notebook or something. And there are more than a million of you, remember, so if we don't get at least a million solid gold ideas, it'll be straight to bed with no tea for the lot of you.
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