Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Mad Gasser of Mattoon
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts or just the plain unexplainable.
This week: The Unexplainable
In the early to mid 1940s reports of a tall thin man dressed in black abounded in the town of Mattoon, Illinois. The man would sneak up to the window of houses and spray in an unknown gas from his flit gun - a device normally used for spraying pesticides. There were several reports of this gas-man, and in two different towns no less, but the police could find no trace of him.
This is the story of the Mad Gasser.
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