by Stuart Heritage
Why a new game by Eyezmaze is released, certain members of the heckerspray staff become so overwhelmed by emotion that they faint, vomit or – at the very least – far with unbridled joy.
Eyezmaze, you see, are the people that gave us Grow Cube and Grow Ornament, fiendish little puzzle games that were both effortlessly simple and mindblowing difficult. We loved both of them. But now comes Hatch, a new Eyezmaze game, and Hatch is a little different. Instead of trying to place items down in a certain order to complete a puzzle – like on Grow Cube – Hatch is more of a traditional arcadey-type game. This is how Hatch works. Food falls from the sky, and your little ball has to catch it in its mouth. But all different sorts of food falls, and you have to press different keys on your keyboard to get the hatch ball to change into the right colour to accept them. Hatch is difficult, certainly, but will you be able to get the same sense of relieved joy that you get from completing Grow Cube when you’ve finished Hatch? Time will tell.
Play Hatch now
Why a new game by Eyezmaze is released, certain members of the heckerspray staff become so overwhelmed by emotion that they faint, vomit or - at the very least - far with unbridled joy.
Eyezmaze, you see, are the people that gave us Grow Cube and Grow Ornament, fiendish little puzzle games that were both effortlessly simple and mindblowing difficult. We loved both of them. But now comes Hatch, a new Eyezmaze game, and Hatch is a little different. Instead of trying to place items down in a certain order to complete a puzzle - like on Grow Cube - Hatch is more of a traditional arcadey-type game. This is how Hatch works. Food falls from the sky, and your little ball has to catch it in its mouth. But all different sorts of food falls, and you have to press different keys on your keyboard to get the hatch ball to change into the right colour to accept them. Hatch is difficult, certainly, but will you be able to get the same sense of relieved joy that you get from completing Grow Cube when you've finished Hatch? Time will tell.
Play Hatch now
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by C J Davies
Who actually decided that the A-Team would make a ‘crack military unit’?
Seriously – which maniac general sat down one day and figured that the perfect army squad consisted of a schizophrenic, a womaniser, a pensioner and a jewellery-bedecked goliath with a chronic fear of flying? The same guy who masterminded the cray-zee ‘Let’s Invade Iraq’ scenario (a telethon now in its fourth glorious year, CNN fans)?
Maybe we should hunt down one of the cast members and ask him. Not George Peppard – he’s dead and everything. And not Mr T – from what little we’ve seen of him since, he’d probably just try to waffle on about Jesus. And that beardy hippy is everywhere this time of year, don’t you find?
How about Dirk Benedict, then? You know – the actor behind Face and other performances that we can’t be arsed going to IMDB to look up.
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