Eminem Finally Divorced From His Ex-Wife All Over Again
A little help here, please. Now that Eminem has just now legally divorced Kim Mathers for the second time, what does that make her in relation to him - we can't decide if Kim is now Eminem's ex-wife, ex-ex-wife or ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-wife.
Either way, Eminem and Kim both showed up in Macomb County Circuit Court briefly yesterday to put an end to the eight months of legal divorce settlement messiness that followed after their bewildering decision to get married to each other again this year went sour. Now that Eminem and Kim Mathers have finally divorced each other for the second time, it leaves Eminem plenty of time to fall in love with Kim again, marry her again, have an argument again and divorce her again approximately ten billion times before December 2007.
John Lennon once sang "A very merry Christmas/ And a happy New Year/ Let's hope it's a good one" but he should have tagged on "unless you're the creepy Turk who took pictures of Yoko Ono in her pants/ I'm not arsed about how your Christmas is."
Here's something we didn't anticipate. Family members of murder victim Ron Goldman seem to think that paying OJ Simpson millions of dollars to write a book where he invents a brand new way to murder their relative was probably in bad taste.
Yes yes, we know that we only recently featured a Family Feud game on hecklerspray a couple of weeks ago, but it's almost Christmas and this is a Christmas version of Family Feud so shut up.
2006 has seen a lot of trends. If you’re a celebrity, for example, you're no-one unless you’ve got an adopted child to your name, and in the music world this year has seen the reunion of a few great big shiny pop bands.
Here it is, the last of our rollercoaster three-day delve into the Christmas number one betting odds for 2007, where we buckle ourselves in securely and prepare ourselves for one of the most hotly-contested Christmas number one races ever.
Guns N' Roses fans are a patient lot aren't they? They've been waiting for over a decade for Axl Rose to release new Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy, and the release date has now been pushed back again - this time to March 2007.
If you're a Justin Timberlake fan - or simply a fan of hackneyed attempts to make ultra-smug music industry circlejerks seem more inclusive to people who aren't Mary J Blige or James Blunt - then is this ever the offer for you!
As much as you respect Lindsay Lohan for constantly talking so much demented nonsense that she's actually become a parody of a parody of herself, it's another of Lindsay Lohan's talents that should be grabbing your attention at the moment - stripping.
Rock stars never die, we're told; they just get really old and start bitterly complaining about everything like a bunch of old ladies in a post office queue - especially when websites start selling loads of their old memorabilia without asking them first.

