by Shawn Lindseth
John Lennon was intrinsically evil. He loved Vietnamese communists, hated heaven, and once drank the pulpy juice from a freshly ground kitten.
Maybe we should note that the above statement is all assumption on our part – assumption based on a very valid premise. After all, who does the FBI keep files on? Villains, that’s who. And who had their very own FBI villain-file? John Lennon, uh, that’s who again.
That’s right – there’s no other rational explanation about it. The FBI has kept a very secretive file on J. Lennon for years, and up until just recently, all but ten pages of that file have gone public. Those last pages though, the FBI said would go unreleased because they could cause “…military retaliation against the United States.”
Well now those last ten pages are out, and you wanna know what was on them?
John Lennon was intrinsically evil. He loved Vietnamese communists, hated heaven, and once drank the pulpy juice from a freshly ground kitten.
Maybe we should note that the above statement is all assumption on our part - assumption based on a very valid premise. After all, who does the FBI keep files on? Villains, that's who. And who had their very own FBI villain-file? John Lennon, uh, that's who again.
That's right - there's no other rational explanation about it. The FBI has kept a very secretive file on J. Lennon for years, and up until just recently, all but ten pages of that file have gone public. Those last pages though, the FBI said would go unreleased because they could cause "...military retaliation against the United States."
Well now those last ten pages are out, and you wanna know what was on them?
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by Stuart Heritage
They say that in a fire, it’s the smoke that’ll kill you. This is also true in the world of Lost, although there the smoke tends to kill you by making your son talk backwards and then picking you up and throwing you against a bunch of trees until you die.
That’s the on-screen world of Lost, of course. The off-screen world of Lost is a little different; yesterday the home of Evangeline Lilly – who plays Kate in Lost – was destroyed in a house fire, and not a single wisp of black smoke turned into a playful horse or a man’s dead father, and it didn’t even think of showing anybody an important flashback of their life. Luckily Evangeline Lilly wasn’t at home when her house burnt down but, now that she’s homeless, maybe she’ll have to temporarily bunk up with another Lost cast-member. We know what you’re thinking – we wouldn’t want to share with the fat guy either.
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