SLACKERJACK - Havoc Mountain
At Christmas, it's traditional to go on a short skiing break to a European country, fracture both your legs within hours of arriving and spend the rest of the time in a horrible hospital being poked at by burly nurses with suspect personal hygiene.
And Havoc Mountain was the nearest game to this experience we were able to find. When you start to play Havoc Mountain, you're a skier - but that lasts for approximately 0.0029 of a second, because you quickly stack it and get rolled up into a snowball, and that's where the Havoc Mountain fun starts. Basically Havoc Mountain turns into Katamari Damacy - your snowball starts to pick up snow and grow in size, and the bigger you get, the bigger objects you can pick up. Before long you can start picking up trees, fences, other skiers… but if you misjudge and shoot for a tree when you're still tiny you'll crack into in and shatter your pelvis. Or something. Either way, Havoc Mountain is a hoot.
At this time of year, you're likely to encounter all kinds of Best Of lists for 2006 and very few Worst Of lists, so just to help you out, the absolute worst TV show shown anywhere in 2006 was BBC1's How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria.
A very strange thing happened on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing; Emma Bunton - the early favourite to win Strictly Come Dancing, the judges' favourite to win Strictly Come Dancing and the most consistent dancer - was voted off Strictly Come Dancing.
Christina Ricci is in an unenviable situation. Not only does her giant inflatable head prevent her from being able to explore the majesty of the
At this time of year, you deserve a story to warm the cockles of you heart, and by that we mean 'run to the sink scratching at your eyes and tongue to try and get the images out of your mind' - Sharon Stone and Christian Slater are totally doing it.
Christmas is a time for the children, and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have more children than anyone else; but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's kids are from all over the bloody world - that's going to cause all kinds of problems on Christmas day, right?
A little help here, please. Now that Eminem has just now legally divorced Kim Mathers for the second time, what does that make her in relation to him - we can't decide if Kim is now Eminem's ex-wife, ex-ex-wife or ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-wife.
John Lennon once sang "A very merry Christmas/ And a happy New Year/ Let's hope it's a good one" but he should have tagged on "unless you're the creepy Turk who took pictures of Yoko Ono in her pants/ I'm not arsed about how your Christmas is."
Here's something we didn't anticipate. Family members of murder victim Ron Goldman seem to think that paying OJ Simpson millions of dollars to write a book where he invents a brand new way to murder their relative was probably in bad taste.
Yes yes, we know that we only recently featured a Family Feud game on hecklerspray a couple of weeks ago, but it's almost Christmas and this is a Christmas version of Family Feud so shut up.
2006 has seen a lot of trends. If you’re a celebrity, for example, you're no-one unless you’ve got an adopted child to your name, and in the music world this year has seen the reunion of a few great big shiny pop bands.
Here it is, the last of our rollercoaster three-day delve into the Christmas number one betting odds for 2007, where we buckle ourselves in securely and prepare ourselves for one of the most hotly-contested Christmas number one races ever.

