There are precious few episodes of Strictly Come Dancing left before the eventual winner is found, so make the most of all the weekly gifts Strictly Come Dancing gives you while you can.
Oh, you know what we’re talking about – Bruce Forsyth squinting and moving his head from side to side as he tries to make sense of the autocue, Tess Daly looking as if she’s being forced to lick poo out of a tramp’s beard every time she attempts to dance with Bruce, the female Strictly Come Dancing judge who gets more and more predatory as each week passes, the Italian Strictly Come Dancing judge who looks like he’d do a happy little jig even if you told him his house had burnt down… you’ll miss all these when they’re gone. And some people are trying to tell us that there’s some kind of dancing competition in Strictly Come Dancing too. Well we’ll be blown.
Who the bum is going to win Strictly Come Dancing, that’s what we want to know. Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Matt Dawson, Louisa Lytton and Mark Ramprakash…

