No, you're not seeing things. That is a picture of a member of The Bronx - the band who recorded an album of songs like Shitty Future and Rape Zombie into one of Hitler's old microphones in a disused methadone clinic - dressed as a big fluffy rabbit.

But that's because it's from the video to White Guilt - the moment when

The National Television Awards act as a perfect reflection of British viewing trends. And, judging by this theory, this year the British public like nothing more than flying space aliens and annoyingly smug beardy men.

The two biggest winners at last night's British Television Awards were Doctor Who, which won Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Drama for its effortless portrayal of an irritating short possibly rather tall man who sounds like a local radio DJ dragging a wide-mouthed teenager to all sorts of spooky space hospitals from the future; and Deal Or No Deal, which won Best Daytime TV Show with Noel Edmonds also picking up the coveted Best Relentless Use Of The Word 'Extraordinary' To Describe The Act Of A Pikey Opening A Fucking Box award.

Every year on X Factor, one or two contestants always emerge as favourites early on and turn the series into a two horse race. This year is no exception, and those two horses sure do make some funny noises.

At the moment Leona and Ben are streaking ahead of their X Factor competition, like the namby-pamby Scottish boys and that ADD bloke, so much so that it's hard to see any of the others catching them up. But if there's going to be a Leona/Ben X Factor final, which one should you vote on now while the betting odds are good? You're in luck - that's what we're bloody well here for, isn't it?

Here are the X Factor betting odds for Leona Lewis and Ben Mills...