Now Stella McCartney Wants To ‘Kill That Bitch’ Heather Mills
Now that Paul McCartney has been branded a violent, frothy-mouthed wife abuser two times over, he needs to ensure that everything that happens from now until the end of his divorce is whiter than white.
Of course, being the king of inoffensive, two-thumbs-up, mullet-shaking MOR pop, Paul McCartney won't have too much of a problem with this - he's already used the 'dignified silence' trick to full effect in the face of all the recent domestic violence allegations - but those around Paul McCartney are having a slightly harder time keeping their graceful smiles in check. Like Paul's daughter Stella McCartney for instance, who's apparently started screaming about how much she wants to kill Heather Mills in the manner that a Columbo suspect would ten seconds before they're arrested.
It's been a hard few years for Whitney Houston. She's fought crack addiction, unrequited love from the world's most dangerous terrorist leader and an ex-husband determined to pull turds out of her pooper with his fingers.
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Most kids these days don't realise that Michael Jackson was once a superstar singer; they just think he's that nice squeaky man who absolutely doesn't want to show them porn, feed them Jesus Juice or molest them in any way.
Ah, Halloween. The only time of year when people take leave of their senses enough to pay to watch a film about a woman getting her face exploded off by a collar made of shotgun shells - Saw III is top of the US weekend box office.
The Dixie Chicks will go down in history as one of country music's most famous acts. Not for any of their songs, but because one of them once said that George W Bush was a fat girl who cried at the end of Pretty Woman and can't throw a ball properly.
You know Dirty Pretty Things? They're made of the members of The Libertines that aren't the lanky skeleton who gets supermodels pregnant for a living, and they're also fond of the Make Roads Safe campaign.
hecklerspray likes logic. And logic says that musical vanity projects by Hollywood stars should always be terrible terrible sacks of crap that only deserve ridicule. So why the hell are we falling for Juliette And The Licks so hard?
Monday is here again.
As we all sadly know, the great self-proclaimed crocodile hunter Steve Irwin died a month or so ago in what can only be described as the most unlikely way of dying. We salute Mr Irwin. While he was out there in the outback fighting danger face-to-face, here at hecklerspray, we often panicked like girl when a wasp flew in the window and started buzzing at us angrily. We often wished Steve Irwin was there to wrestle it to the ground and save us.
