From the monthly archives:

December 2005

X Factor Final Betting Odds – Journey South Odds

by Stuart Heritage

***Early next year, the X Factor contestants – even Journey South – are going on tour! Check out the tour dates and buy tickets here*** There are only a couple more days to go until a big day in X Factor history. Our TVs will finally be free of screechy Sharon Osbourne after Saturday! And [...]

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Ben Affleck Has Crap on His Hands

by Chris Laverty

And it’s not another stinking movie! Boom! Boom! We’re talking about real crap. Baby crap. The worst kind. Never mind though, Ben Affleck loves his infant daughter Violet so much he will happily change her nappies at will. Ben’s new missus Jennifer Garner, action star of Elektra and Mr. Magoo, is said to be over [...]

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Kate Moss Is The Best Dressed Woman In The World

by Stuart Heritage

Say what you like about Kate Moss – and we usually do – but the girl sure does know how to wear clothes properly. In fact, Kate Moss is probably the best dressed woman on the planet. That’s according to readers of Grazia magazine – probably the only group of people around with the inclination [...]

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The ‘Spray Q&A: The Like

by Stuart Heritage

We like The Like. And when you’ve heard The Like, you’ll like The Like, too. The Like are three teenage girls – Z Berg, Charlotte Froom and Tennessee Thomas – who sound like Justine Frischmann fronting The Foo Fighters. We fell in love with The Like the moment that the lead-off song from their UK [...]

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Star Wars Illegally Pirated? Nooooooo!

by Stuart Heritage

You know those adverts where they tell you that watching illegally pirated movies on the Internet is bad and wrong and you instantly go to hell if you do it? Well, Hollywood has started making examples of the perpetrators. Marc Hoaglin from Los Angeles faces three years in prison for illegally uploading a copy of [...]

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Superman Seeks Digital Junk Reduction

by Shawn Lindseth

Everything is going swimmingly for the next big screen adaption of Superman, everyone’s second favourite Kryptonian. Lex Luthor is still super evil, Jimmy Olsen‘s keeping Kodak in business and Lois Lane‘s considering death by avalanche. Yes sir, the studio heads couldn’t be happier… …except they think Superman’s man-nana is hugely over-sized. Everything is going swimmingly [...]

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Kazakhstan Kicks Borat Off The Internet

by Stuart Heritage

The people of Kazakhstan are getting famously tired of Sacha Baron Cohen’s Kazakh creation Borat, especially after Borat called Madonna a transvestite at the MTV Europe awards. So the people of Kazakhstan have done the only thing they felt that they could – they’ve gone and nudged the official Borat website off the Internet. The [...]

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The Smiths To Reform

by C J Davies

Well, The Smiths are kind of reforming, anyway. Two members of the seminal Manchester pop band have announced that they will be teaming up for the first time since The Smiths split in 1987. Disappointingly, the reunion won’t be involving crazy-quiffed yelping Smiths frontman Morrissey. The long-awaited get-together will instead feature bassist Andy Rourke and [...]

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Bob Dylan Turns XM DJ, Becomes New Hairy Cornflake

by Stuart Heritage

Bob Dylan is known for being a chameleon of sorts. There’s been Bob Dylan the singer, Bob Dylan the author, Bob Dylan the underwear salesman and Bob Dylan the rubbish Frank Skinner impersonation. Now, though, Bob Dylan wants to further diversify his career. Possibly spurred on by a kind of jealousy of Chris Moyles, Bob [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Hitachi Breakout

by 586 MEDIA

Breakout games are so passe. Bounce, smash, bounce, smash – we thought we’d seen all the Breakout games in the history of the universe, but we were wrong – we hadn’t seen Hitachi Breakout. Hitachi Breakout is different to normal Breakout games, because it’s circular – you spin two paddles around the outside of the [...]

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