From the monthly archives:

December 2005

A Word From hecklerspray – Meltdown Edition

by Stuart Heritage

You’re clever people, so you’ll have realised that hecklerspray has been experiencing some technical difficulties today. That’s why most of you will have been looking at week old news all day, possibly thinking that Matt Damon has had another baby. We’re not sure what the problem was – and most of our efforts at fixing [...]

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Rubbish Cars We Love: Renault 21 Turbo – The French Cosworth (snigger)

by Chris Laverty

Oh, come now, it’s not that funny. The 21 Turbo was an animal way back when. But it’s a Renault: True, but it’s a fast Renault. The type of Renault that Renault owners don’t actually like very much. It growls… rumbling… waiting to unleash the beast. Enough pseudo-porn, we want to make you love the [...]

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Victoria Beckham Shouts At The Spanish

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been a quiet few months for Victoria Beckham. Ever since The Spice Girls couldn’t really get round to reforming for Live 8, it’s all been a bit quiet on the Beckham front. Not any more. As well as the terrifying rumours that she might be a judge on next year’s X Factor, it’s also [...]

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Hairdresser Steals Kevin Costner’s Laptop

by C J Davies

Waterworld ‘star’ Kevin Costner has been in a spot of bother with his barnet-fixer. Pascal Bensimon – an ‘upmarket hairstylist‘ (which means that he charges roughly three-hundred times the cash for the same haircut you could get by popping into ‘Dave’s World Of Clippers’) – has been charged with nicking Costner’s laptop. Costner was apparently [...]

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Jennifer Aniston Still Not Full Of Babies

by Stuart Heritage

Vince Vaughn has not squirted up Jennifer Aniston enough to make her . Is that clear? It hasn’t happened yet. And Jennifer Aniston is telling the world. Come on, admit it – you thought that Jennifer Aniston was , didn’t you? Didn’t you? OK – us neither. The thought hadn’t even crossed our minds. But [...]

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The Body In Big Bird’s Backyard: A True Tale Of Murder Most Vile

by Shawn Lindseth

If you’re less than five years old, stop reading this article now. That said, actor Carroll Spinney, best known for his Sesame Street characters Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch, had a woman jogger’s body turn up in a shed on his property.  Some say fist-sized clumps of blue fur were found at the scene, [...]

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Britney Spears Is Queen Of The Internet

by Stuart Heritage

Britney Spears is the Queen of Pop. Britney Spears is the Queen of Sexy Video. Britney Spears is Queen of Being Married To Hopeless Rappers. And now, Britney Spears is Queen Of The Internet. According to the Yahoo! Buzz Index – a list of the most popular things on the entire Internet – more people [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Bullet Time

by 586 MEDIA

Christmas games are all well and good, but occasionally you just want to play a game where a man fires a big gun at you. Or is that us? Whatever, today’s game is Bullet Time. When you think of Bullet Time, you tend to think of Keanu Reeves bending around like a melted action figure [...]

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A Brief History Of… Celebrity Big Brother

by 586 MEDIA

The new series of Celebrity Big Brother is just around the corner. This excites us all because a) it’s another TV series to bet on, and b) we’re staggered that there are still personalities who want to have their careers kicked in by the British public. You’re as excited as we are about Celebrity Big [...]

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Christmas Number One Betting Odds – Eminem, Simon Webbe, The Darkness…

by Stuart Heritage

Time for another tidal wave of Christmas Number One betting odds. Which – if any – of the following acts will be top of the Christmas pile in eight days time? Christmas Number One Fact Of The Day: The Christmas Number One in 1955 was Christmas Alphabet by Dickie Valentine, in which Dickie made a [...]

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