From the monthly archives:

December 2005

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Spaz New York For Birthday

by Stuart Heritage

It was the birthday of Katie Holmes at the weekend. And how did Tom Cruise celebrate? A trip to a toy store, steakhouse and bar. Tom – that’s not very spazzy, you’re letting us down. What’s that? Tom Cruise also did a bunch of handstands on a piano? Oh, thank God for that. Business as [...]

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Mariah Carey Claims To Wet Herself In Restaurant

by C J Davies

Ah, Mariah Carey. During hecklerspray’s short but productive lifespan, she’s always been a firm point-and-laugh favourite of ours. Forever supplying the world with baffling stories of OTT diva-antics and hilarious public gaffes, we had nevertheless presumed that Carey would have chilled out and given things a rest over the Christmas period. How wrong we were. [...]

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Jessica Simpson Files For Divorce From Nick Lachey, Nobody Shocked

by Stuart Heritage

The millions of slightly deluded fans of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson who believe that the separation was just temporary should ready the tissues – Jessica has filed for divorce from Nick. Everyone else, on the other hand, who thought that maybe the whole Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson marriage was nothing more than a [...]

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King Kong Tops US Weekend Box Office All Half-Assed

by Stuart Heritage

King Kong is a film that you can’t be anything less than hyperbolic about. King Kong might be the most expensive movie ever made. King Kong seems like the longest movie ever made. And, even though it’s topped the US weekend box office, King Kong is being seen as a bit of a failure. Good [...]

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Bono And Bill Gates Crowned As Time’s Persons Of The Year

by Stuart Heritage

Time magazine has named its Person’s Of The Year for 2005 as Bill and Melinda Gates and Bono. Bono and the Gates’ join an auspicious list which includes Hitler, Stalin and The World. Bill and Melinda Gates and Bono were jointly chosen under the name The Good Samaritans, for all their humanitarian work over the [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Elf Zapper

by 586 MEDIA

You want spoil anything ever made? Stick an elf in it. The bits in Lord Of The Rings with the elves were cack. The bits in Narnia with that freakish little elf-man were – if not crap – certainly terrifying. That’s why Elf Zapper is so good. There’s a room full of elves, and you [...]

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hecklerspray Gig Guide: 19-25 December 2005

by Stuart Heritage

Ludwig Van Beethoven once said "Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman." It’s thought that he said this after a few failed experiments with music where he made fire come out of a man’s eyes. It’s the last hecklerspray gig guide of the year! Hurrah! [...]

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Shayne Ward Wins X Factor: Pretend Betting Odds

by Stuart Heritage

Click here for all the latest Celebrity Big Brother news, gossip and betting odds! On Saturday night, the impossible happened. Something that simultaneously blew our minds and changed the face of British popular culture forever – Darren Gough won Strictly Come Dancing. Seriously, what’s that about? But that wasn’t the big news – the realistic [...]

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Christmas Number One Betting Odds – One Week Left

by Stuart Heritage

It’s the start of the last week before the most important day of the year – the day that the UK 2005 Christmas Number One is revealed. And, um, Christmas day and stuff. Over the last few weeks, we took a long hard look at the 43 possible contenders for this year’s Christmas Number One [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Creased is bad. You know, like when jeans come out of the dryer with those horrible lines down the leg. Folded is much more preferable. Try doing that before you tumble dry – it really does work. Folded: Space Cadets (the new Big Brother? No, wait, there’s no screechy annoying camp one) 22 Mega pixel [...]

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