From the monthly archives:

December 2005

Boy George Court Case Held Up

by Stuart Heritage

Those of you eager to see Boy George holding court in the Celebrity Big Brother house can get a little bit excited – the Boy George cocaine court case has been postponed until February. What was the reason that Boy George’s court case has been pushed back? So he could "work on literary and recording [...]

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DVR Saves Television From The Very Bowels Of Hell!

by Shawn Lindseth

Long has the Nielsen ratings box wickedly dominated television’s every season lineup. For decades now it’s mercilessly hacked fledgling TV shows to blood riddled bits for no reason what-so-ever.  Except that they were under performing. King Nielsen’s evil reign may have it’s end in sight. Or have it’s evil reign joined by digital video recorders [...]

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Rolf Harris Paints The Queen Like A Butcher

by Stuart Heritage

Rolf Harris, the elderly Australian entertainer with the catchphrase "WHY? Why did it have to DIE?" more famous for making funny noises by slapping his face, has painted the Queen. Rolf Harris didn’t actually paint the Queen – he didn’t go and rub a sloppy roller all over her stern monarch face. Rolf painted a [...]

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Arrest Warrant For Kiddie-Punching Reese Witherspoon Snapper

by Stuart Heritage

Some snappers do harmless things like hiding in a bush a mile away from Jennifer Aniston’s house and taking pictures of her boobies. But some snappers are a bit more nasty. Like the photographer who tried to take a picture of Reese Witherspoon at Disney’s California Adventure in September, but ended up allegedly punching a [...]

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Britney Sues Mag – There’s No Britney Spears Sex Tape

by Stuart Heritage

Picture in your mind what Britney Spears and Kevin Federline look like when they are having sex. Britney’s doing that hip-thrust thing, maybe Kevin has especially composed an erotic rap. All very sexy. Or not. Earlier in the year, US Weekly magazine published a story about a leaked Britney Spears sex tape which was so [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Huntforit Smashed

by 586 MEDIA

Christmas is a time for giving, a time for receiving, a time to appreciate your family and friends. It’s also a time for getting so drunk that you can’t see and then puking turkey and chocolate all over the inside of your boyfriend’s car. And that’s the basis of today’s festive game – Huntforit Smashed. [...]

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Big Brother At ‘Limits Of Acceptability’

by C J Davies

hecklerspray shudders to think what Channel Four have got lined up in the schedules for next year. More crucifyingly awful Hollyoaks late-night ‘specials’? Jimmy Carr presents the Top Ten Bestest Ever Most Special Things In The Universe Times Infinity (‘Number Ten: Cheese! Number Nine: Glass! Number Eight: The Eurythmics!’)? And – of course – another [...]

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Take The hecklerspray Celebrity Big Brother 2006 Survey

by 586 MEDIA

You know as well as we do that Celebrity Big Brother starts next month. And you’re probably as excited as we are at the prospect at watching a bunch of has-beens having full-on breakdowns on live TV. Or are you? What are your opinions on Celebrity Big Brother? Do you vote on Celebrity Big Brother? [...]

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Christmas Number One Betting Odds – Tuesday’s Odds

by Stuart Heritage

The search for the UK 2005 Christmas Number One continues to hot up, even though the record that’ll probably actually be Christmas Number One isn’t even out yet. Even though Shayne Ward bleating That’s My Goal will probably be everyone’s abiding memory of Christmas 2005, the betting for the Christmas Number One is by no [...]

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Whitney Houston And Bobby Brown Beat Tom Cruise To Be Tackiest Couple

by Stuart Heritage

When people think Of Whitney Houston, people tend to think of the woman who single-handedly soundtracked X Factor, but she’s so much more than that. Whitney Houston and husband Bobby Brown have been named the tackiest couple in the world. We’re fairly surprised that Whitney and Bobby are now officially the tackiest couple of the [...]

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