From the monthly archives:

December 2005

Tom Cruise Sonogram Might Knacker Baby

by Stuart Heritage

As you probably know, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. And you may also know that Tom Cruise has bought his own sonogram machine to spy on the unborn child. Sounds cute, right? But not everyone is such a fan of Tom’s barmy sonogram exploits. The American College Of Radiology has spoken [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Hot Air

by 586 MEDIA

Hot air balloons scare the life out us. A huge balloon full of fire, and you’re supposed to stand in a basket – a basket! – that hangs underneath it – how can anybody possibly construe that as fun? And that’s just a normal hot air balloon – imagine going a for a ride in [...]

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Ooh, Get Her: Sienna Miller Uses The Word ‘Tumultuous’

by Stuart Heritage

Now we are officially in December, celebrities can look back on their year and use all kinds of long words to describe it. Like Sienna Miller calling her 2005 ‘tumultuous’. Poor old Sienna – she hasn’t been out of the newspapers all year, mainly because of her boyfriend Jude Law dicking the nanny and the [...]

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Cameron Diaz To Hear ‘Sound Of Music’?

by C J Davies

hecklerspray has never really seen the point of musicals. Disagree with us? Just sit down and watch a couple, for Chrissakes: garish, neon, sickening mug-fests in which the entire cast delight in jettisoning any sort of dignity in favour of prancing around and warbling about whatever colour hat they’re wearing. We remain equally baffled, then, [...]

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I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Betting Odds – Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is entering it’s final stages; and after the tantrums, injuries, playacting and constant moaning our thoughts turn to the betting odds of the potential winner. After last night’s cop-out of an elimination, there are only seven celebrities left in the jungle, and only one of them can [...]

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X Factor Betting Odds – More Winning Manager Flimflam

by Stuart Heritage

***Early next year, the X Factor contestants are going on tour! Check out the tour dates and buy tickets here*** Wow, would you look at that – Louis Walsh decided to stay part of X Factor after all that bother last week. We must have been wrong; it wasn’t a publicity stunt after all. Ahem. [...]

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