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December 2005

Merry Christmas etc

by 586 MEDIA

Take our tiny survey to help improve hecklerspray in 2006! OK, that’s it. No more hecklerspray until next year. We’re all going to be far too busy doing traditionally English Christmassy things – things like eating sprouts and trying to make stilted conversation with our family and trying to get refunds on all the rubbish [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Folded for all things great, Creased for all things rotten. Folded: Crippling chest pain after eating too much (it’s a crushing sensation you want to worry about) Spielberg’s Munich (seen the ads – it’s looking good) Not forgetting Richard Pryor (like we did last week. Unforgivable) Curly hair (go on Martin, you be original) The [...]

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Rubbish Cars We Love: Volvo 480 – Can You Really Pose With a Volvo?

by Chris Laverty

These days some people think Volvos are quite pretty. We don’t agree, though they do try jolly hard. When the 480 first reared its popup head in 1986, people were just downright confused. Was there finally be a reliable, comfortable, start-friendly way to get laid? Do Tell: Claiming the Volvo 480 was introduced as sexy [...]

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Everyone In Lost Named Entertainer Of The Year

by Stuart Heritage

Entertainment Weekly has named its list of people that have entertained us the most over the last year, and the winner of Entertainer Of The Year has been named as… the entire cast of Lost. That’s right – everyone in Lost is the best entertainer of the year. Everyone. Even that screaming Australian girl. Yeah, [...]

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Jessica Simpson The New Bond Girl?

by Stuart Heritage

Scarlett, Angelina and Charlize have now all turned down the chance to be the new Bond Girl. So the Bond producers are trying something new: forget getting a good actress – they want Jessica Simpson. At first, Jessica Simpson as a Bond Girl sounds like terrible news, but let’s look on the bright side. Jessica [...]

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Paris Hilton Conquers Evil

by Shawn Lindseth

Greek-loving, best friend cut-offing, one time goat-owning, rich dad-having, death threat-defying Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton is a part time defender of all that is just and true. Or so we’re told. She’s just like a less chaste version of famed/maybe not-so-famed literary boy detective Encyclopedia Brown, all problem solving and whatnot. Greek-loving, best friend cut-offing, [...]

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Harry Potter Saves The Children

by Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter has been accused of many things – like distorting Christianity, turning children onto witchcraft and generally being a bit dull – but it turns out that Harry Potter can save children’s lives. Kind of. Doctors at John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford noticed that the number of children admitted to casualty each time a [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Reindeer Training School

by 586 MEDIA

One of the weirdest Christmas lies – apart from the lie about you getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas (not a chance, buddy) – is the lie about reindeers being able to fly. Seriously. A man who is quite obviously larger than a chimney being able to squeeze himself up and down every chimney on [...]

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Hecklerspray Christmas Survival Tips

by C J Davies

In case you hadn’t noticed, it’s Christmas. In a show of staggeringly wonderful public service, hecklerspray has taken a brief break from our usual routine – going to gigs, watching movies and laughing at crap celebrities – in order to provide you lucky people with our Expert Christmas Survival Tips. Simply follow our simple guidelines [...]

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2006 Music Betting Odds – Eastenders, Coronation Street, Neighbours…

by Stuart Heritage

There are several dreadful things that could happen 2006 – war, genocide, famine – but surely nothing could compare to the awfulness of a soap actor or actress having a number one single. There’s something that compels people in soap operas to sing, to show the world that there’s more to them than playing a [...]

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