From the monthly archives:

December 2005

SLACKERJACK – World Cup Shootout

by 586 MEDIA

It’s almost 2006, which means that it’s almost time for the 2006 World Cup. We’re looking forward to the World Cup, and the traditional rituals that go along with it. Rituals such as forgetting that England has quite a rubbish team, building up unrealistic expectations of them and then trashing the supermarket cheese counter when [...]

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Watch The Mystery Jets ‘Alas Agnes’ Video

by 586 MEDIA

Prog is, and will always remain, a dirty word. And it’s also a word used a lot when people try and describe The Mystery Jets. Thing is, though, they’re wrong. Think of prog and you think of nine-hour synth solos within songs about medieval pixies. But The Mystery Jets are far too scruffily melodic to [...]

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Britney Spears – Hit My Baby Jesus One More Time

by Shawn Lindseth

Some religious leaders are made through turmoil-filled life experience and inspiration. Others are formed in Britney Spears’ ovum. Spears has changed her new son’s room into a gigantic nativity scene, with a life-sized toy donkey, cow, and wax figures. The central role of the baby Jesus is played by none other than young Sean Preston [...]

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I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Betting Odds – Jenny Gone, Who’s Going To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

There’s nothing more touching than watching a campful of miserable wet celebrities snipe at each other all the time. That’s why I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is turning into essential TV. What could possibly make I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here even better? Betting on the winner, of course. If [...]

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X Factor Betting Odds – Eighth Elimination Odds

by Stuart Heritage

***Early next year, the X Factor contestants – even the rubbish ones – are going on tour! Check out the tour dates and buy tickets here*** This is a special, landmark week in X Factor, for two reasons. Firstly, as far as we know the judges won’t be able to eliminate anyone – for the [...]

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Quickly! Rolling Stones And Take That Tickets Available Now!

by 586 MEDIA

You want to go and see The Rolling Stones shake their elderly thangs live in August, don’t you? Well, you’d better get a move on. The tickets have just gone on sale. Just now. Right this minute. The Rolling Stones are playing gigs at Wembley, Glasgow, Sheffield and Cardiff in August. Click here for Rolling [...]

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Newsblam: U2, NME, L&A…

by Stuart Heritage

…Fans of bad charity singles rejoice! Bono and Alicia Keys have recorded a cover of the Kate Bush/Peter Gabriel song Don’t Give Up to help the Africans. It’ll be released on Tuesday through iTunes, and will hopefully have a video of Alicia Keys playing the piano in the snow while her boyfriend gets arrested and [...]

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DMX Goes To Jail For A Week Again

by Stuart Heritage

Most rappers are big dull lunkheads who just mumble about themselves, but not DMX. DMX is good value – he’s going to jail for a week for driving a car like a crazy fool. Not that it’s a big deal to DMX, though. He was already in jail for driving a car like a crazy [...]

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Jack White Gets His Wife Pregnant

by Stuart Heritage

It’s been revealed that Jack White, the lanky screaming guitarist from The White Stripes, is expecting a baby with his wife, model Karen Elson. Although, knowing how much Jack likes to fib about who he’s actually related to, he’ll probably claim that it isn’t his baby, but an elderly Mississippi dentist who used to be [...]

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Pete Doherty Probably Not Going Out With Kate Moss Any More

by Stuart Heritage

Now for some news that nobody really cares about – Kate Moss might have split up with Pete Doherty. Or she might not have. And Pete might have been arrested. And Kate is a bit like Afghanistan. Cuh – some people’ll do anything to try and sell copies of their shoddy half-baked albums, won’t they? [...]

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