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December 2005

X Factor Betting Odds – Chico Gone, Who’ll Win?

by Stuart Heritage

***Early next year, the X Factor contestants – even Chico – are going on tour! Check out the tour dates and buy tickets here*** Today is a dark day indeed – X Factor has emerged, blinking and vulnerable, into a brand new dawn without the bizarro squeaking of Chico Slimari. It could have been the [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Fucking London prices = creased. Fucking London women = folded. Folded: Crimestoppers Most Wanted website (you might see your mate!) Starbucks Christmas mint chocolate drink (if you must go outside in this weather, stop and have one of these) George Best (you don’t have to die to get in Folded, but you do have to [...]

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Watch The Cribs ‘You’re Gonna Lose Us’ Video

by 586 MEDIA

It’s time for The Word to be culturally re-evaluated. And who better to do than shouty northern tearaways The Cribs? The video for You’re Gonna Lose Us by The Cribs is such a spot-on parody of The Word that – just for a few moments – we got mistily reminiscent of the brief time in [...]

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Rubbish Cars We Love: Talbot Samba – Weak As I Am

by Chris Laverty

The Talbot Samba was so damn weak it could rust in freezing fog. What a shabby, French, spit-bucket-of-bolts travesty it was. What else could you do but love it? Rust: You eventually learnt not to fear the brown crackling. At times it may even have been holding the beleaguered Samba together. Though that does mean [...]

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Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban: Engagement Official-ish

by Stuart Heritage

Nicole Kidman must be sick of Tom Cruise getting all the headlines all the time, so she’s doing something about it – Nicole’s officially got engaged to country music star Keith Urban. Or she might not have done. But she probably has. Perhaps. Someone said on TV. Nicole Kidman must be sick of Tom Cruise [...]

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CD Review: Motorhead ‘Inferno (30th Anniversary)’

by Stuart Heritage

On Monday, Motorhead re-release their latest album, the storming Inferno, on Monday. What can we tell you about it? Not a lot, really. If you like Motorhead, you’ll like Inferno. If you don’t like Motorhead, you probably won’t. So why are we banging on about it? Because it’s being re-released wrapped in special Motorhead Christmas [...]

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Will Smith To Play Crap Superhero

by C J Davies

Will Smith likes a bit of action. Whether it’s shooting aliens in Independence Day, shooting robots in I, Robot or shooting badly-written criminal caricatures in Bad Boys 1 and 2 (when he would have immediately won more audience support by simply turning around and shooting Martin Lawrence), it’s fair to say that he’s a runny, [...]

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Pete And Kate Update: Kate Moss Snaps At Snappers

by Stuart Heritage

It looks like the happy, tabloid-friendly relationship between Pete Doherty and Kate Moss has finally ended, and both Pete and Kate are handling the situations in their own special way. Pete Doherty eased the pain by running to the first Sun reporter he could find, complaining to him, smashing a tiny guitar over his car [...]

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Vince Vaughn And Jennifer Aniston Pulled Over For Boozy Breath

by Stuart Heritage

The stinking alco-breath of Vince Vaughn became an issue for Arizona police on Tuesday. Vince was driving Jennifer Aniston around Scottsdale when police stopped him and gave him a breathalyser test. Despite the car reportedly reeking of booze, the sobriety test revealed that Vince Vaughn had been drinking, but wasn’t spazzed enough to be arrested. [...]

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Jennifer Garner Pops Out Ben Affleck’s Baby

by Stuart Heritage

Ben Affleck played a rubbish superhero in Daredevil, Jennifer Garner played a rubbish superhero in Elektra. Just imagine what inept superpowers Ben and Jennifer’s new baby girl must have. The Affleck/Garner baby offspring, named Violet, came into the world on Wednesday night, after Jennifer was induced in a Los Angeles hospital. Despite probably being all [...]

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