From the monthly archives:

December 2005

hecklergigs: Kid Carpet, The Holloways, Betchadupa – Camden Barfly, 28/11

by 586 MEDIA

Monday nights have never been so good. We’ve had many a good start to the week checking out new bands at the Barfly, but tonight we were treated to two recent favourites and a New Zealand band who have never failed to impress. So tonight we’re in the mood for giving out prizes. Monday nights [...]

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Brad Pitt The Father Of Angelina Jolie’s Kids

by Stuart Heritage

Brad Pitt has spend the last few months flying around the world helping Angelina Jolie adopt all kinds of refugee children, but Angelina has been getting all of the credit. Well, that was the case, at least. On Friday Brad Pitt filed a petition in a Los Angeles court to become the adoptive father of [...]

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Scott Stapp Mercilessly Snaps 311’s Finger

by Shawn Lindseth

Let’s knock the good quote out of the way from the get go. According to Chad Sexton, drummer for 311 the following occurred. Scott Stapp: “…came into the Harbor Court Hotel bar while Sexton and bandmates SA Martinez and P-Nut were watching basketball on television. He stepped in front of the screen and said, ’311, [...]

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‘Lost’ Stars Go Drink-Driving

by C J Davies

What a crazy old time the cast of Lost are having. Not only do they have to stand around a beach all day taking part in slickly-choreographed fist-fights, but it now seems that some of the general oddness of Lost is seeping into their everyday lives like some spooky alternative reality. Or something. Firstly – [...]

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US Weekend Box Office Chart: Harry Potter Blah Blah Blah

by Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire is still sitting at the top of the US weekend box office chart. The cash from which JK Rowling plans to pay for flesh-masks of herself to be stitched onto the face of the first-born child of every family in the world. Harry Potter And The Goblet Of [...]

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Scary Marilyn Manson Married To Scary Girlfriend

by Stuart Heritage

Sorry girls – mascara-smeared, prosthetic-breasted, crucifix-loving, swearing, screaming, 1980s goth rip-off singer Marilyn Manson is off the market. Manson got married to his long-term girlfriend Dita Von Teese at the weekend – and the ceremony, which took place in Ireland, was full of the usual ‘woo, aren’t I scary and subversive and clever’ Marilyn Manson [...]

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Charlize Theron The New Bond Girl?

by Stuart Heritage

Now that we all know that Daniel Craig is going to be the new Timothy Dalton James Bond, it’s time to look for a new Bond Girl, and it looks like Charlize Theron is the favourite to take the job. All manner of actresses have seen their names attached to the vacant Bong Girl role [...]

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SLACKERJACK – DrinkOn Cocktails Game

by 586 MEDIA

It’s Monday lunchtime, and in the hecklerspray offices that means only one thing: cocktails! If only that were true – usually we’ve blown the entire cocktail stash by 10:15am, so by lunchtime we have to play cocktail-based online games instead. And they don’t come any better than the DrinkOn Cocktail Game. All you have to [...]

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hecklerspray Gig Guide: 5-11/12/05

by Stuart Heritage

There is a famous saying that says "Most of us go to our graves with our music still inside of us." It’s just a shame that idiots like Rachel Stevens and Dido decided that they wanted their music out of their bodies before they die. It’s time for another hecklerspray gig guide – all the [...]

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I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Betting Odds – The Final

by Stuart Heritage

It’s the final of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here tonight. The culmination of two weeks of hunger, bad weather, cock eating and pube shaving. But who’s going to win? Sid Owen, Sheree Murphy and Carol Thatcher have all been in the jungle for the same length of time, so we’d like to [...]

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