From the monthly archives:

December 2005

Celebrity Big Brother Speculatobot – One Month To Go

by Stuart Heritage

Now that I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has ended, the British public can no longer laugh at famous people making arses out of themselves. Thank God, then, that Celebrity Big Brother is on its way. I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here disappointed a little this year, mainly because everyone in [...]

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Harry Potter Is Going To Die

by Stuart Heritage

Harry Potter fans around the world should prepare for their painfully sensitive hearts to be broken – it’s been revealed that Harry Potter is probably going to die in the next Harry Potter book. How do we know that Harry Potter is going to die? Did JK Rowling come down to Earth on a cloud [...]

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Comedy Central: Dave Chappelle Back – Sort Of

by Stuart Heritage

Back in May, Dave Chappelle legged it off to Africa without making all of the third series of Chappelle’s Show for Comedy Central like he said he would. But now Dave Chappelle is back. Well, he’s kind of back at least. Comedy Central has announced that it is to cobble together a load of the [...]

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Celebrity Haiku Competition: 50 Cent

by C J Davies

It’s Tuesday already. Time to take part in the hecklerspray Celebrity Haiku Competition: your chance to scribble out an ancient form of Japanese poetry about a famous figure! This week it’s the turn of dull-as-bricks ‘rapper’ and shoe salesman 50 Cent. But first lets take a look at last week’s winner… It’s Tuesday already. Time [...]

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Jennifer Aniston Topless Kerfuffle

by Stuart Heritage

Take our tiny survey to help improve hecklerspray in 2006! It’s one thing to see pictures of Jennifer Aniston topless in GQ magazine, but don’t think for one second it means you can take pictures of Jennifer Aniston topless in secret from a mile away. A cheeky member of the paparazzi is said to have [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Jeff Stelling’s Ultimate Soccer Quiz

by 586 MEDIA

Hey you! Do you know a lot about football? Can you name the last person to score a penalty in the FA Cup but still lose the match? Do you think that’s important information for a grown-up to know? Well, luckily for you, there’s a new DVD game for you to buy and play and [...]

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Stevie Wonder Implies That God Killed John Lennon

by C J Davies

Stevie Wonder has got some mental musings going on behind those sunglasses. Like some crazy AM radio Alabama preacher, he has announced that he thinks the death of John Lennon might have been something altogether more supernatural than the tragic action of a maniac gunman. Apparently the whole sorry shebang of Lennon’s murder was "inevitable"… [...]

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Christmas Number One Betting Odds – The Fun Starts Here

by Stuart Heritage

There’s a weird obsession in the UK about getting a Christmas Number One. For some reason, useless ballads with bell noises all over them capture the British imagination like nothing else. And that’s why we’re starting to take a look at the betting odds for the 2005 Christmas Number One – SportingOdds.com currently has a [...]

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Strictly Come Dancing Semi-Final Betting Odds (Part One)

by Stuart Heritage

So poor old shrieking redhead Patsy Palmer has been eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing just before this week’s semi-final. And, less relevantly, Patsy’s bigmouth partner has gone too. That leaves just four Strictly Come Dancing contestants left in the running: Zoe Ball, Colin Jackson, James Martin and Darren Gough. One of them has to win [...]

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Sylvester Stallone: Rocky Balboa Back In The Ring

by Stuart Heritage

The best thing about the new Rocky film is that it very clearly mirrors the life of Sylvester Stallone. Rocky and Stallone are both old has-beens trying to recapture the glories of their youth. And, like Rocky’s probable fight in the new film, everybody seems to be willing Sylvester Stallone on to make a success [...]

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