From the monthly archives:

August 2005

US Weekend Box Office – Four Brothers is Number One

by Stuart Heritage

It’s the middle of summer! The days are long, children run around in the streets scaring pensioners all day and everyone crams into cinemas to watch the latest inane crosseyed blockbuster remake of an old movie. Except, well, that’s just not the case. Except for the part about the kids – after all, what’s summer [...]

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Watch The New White Stripes Video

by Stuart Heritage

The White Stripes have always got their music videos right. From the weird Lego animation of Fell In Love With A Girl to the stop-motion brilliance of The Hardest Button To Button, Jack and Meg have always realised the importance of a good promo clip. It’s no different for the video for My Doorbell, the [...]

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Take That Britney! Aguilera’s Fighting Talk

by Chris Laverty

Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em, Christina Aguilera has warned Britney Spears that her days as pop’s Princess of Trash are sorely numbered. Roooooound one!Aguilera reckons Britney has "let herself go" and has no chance of stealing the pierced one’s crown. Now far more than not, Britney is expecting hubby Kevin Federline’s baby as soon [...]

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‘Frasier’ Star Is Pals With 2,000-Year-Old Ghost

by C J Davies

 Kelsey Grammer – he of the quick-witted and slightly-overrated hit comedy Frasier – has revealed to his baffled fans that one of his best buddies is "a 2,000 year old ghost called Alex who teaches him about good and evil." An avid believer in the spirit realm – "I have communicated with many entities of [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Throw A Tantrum At The Rockstar Hotel

by 586 MEDIA

Rockstars are a funny breed. When some bloke from Guns N’ Roses decides to wear an upturned KFC bucket as a hat/mask combo, nobody bats an eyelid. But when Roger from Human Resources does the same, he gets the sack and his wife leaves him. Where’s the justice? And when a rockstar goes to a [...]

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Kevin Costner Threatens Bodyguard Sequel

by C J Davies

Certain films just don’t need follow-ups. hecklerspray can think of a big long list of such titles – undiluted cack that shouldn’t really have been greenlit for the first movie anyway. Quite a few of these films involve Kevin Costner. Whether its the soul-sapping awfulness of The Postman (which – brilliantly – ends with a [...]

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Countdown Odds Special – Who’ll Replace Richard Whiteley?

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST COUNTDOWN REPLACEMENT ODDS! CLICK HERE*** It’s long been said that university students experiencing their first taste of living away from their parents have found surrogates in Countdown‘s Richard Whiteley and Carol Vorderman, they were two familiar faces in an uncertain world. If that’s the case, then now that Richard Whiteley (the Dad) has sadly [...]

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hecklersnooze

by Stuart Heritage

Sorry kids, but hecklerspray’s down this week while we have a bit of a behind the scenes re-jiggle. Don’t be sad though, because we’ll be back next Monday. In the meantime, you can paper over the cracks in your heart by taking a peek at our list of stuff to fill your time with until [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

This week a massive spider ran out from underneath the hecklerspray sofa and we can’t find it anywhere. That’s Creased (Bad). We now keep our shoes on at all times, which protects both the environment and our toesies. That’s Folded (good). Folded: Client (seductive girl duo out on Toast Hawaii) Extras on BBC2 (it’s a [...]

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Rubbish Cars We Love: Rolls Royce Silver Shadow

by Chris Laverty

This is a car the Queen once owned. It’s been parked on her driveway and now it can be parked on yours, for less than the price of a new Ford Fiesta. The Lowdown In 1965 Goldfinger arrived at cinemas. Sean Connery drove (what many still believe to be) the finest Aston Martin ever created, [...]

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