From the monthly archives:

August 2005

First Puffy, Then Puff Daddy, Then P Diddy, Now Diddy

by Stuart Heritage

"One word. Five letters. Period." Sean Combs doesn’t seem to understand the confusion he creates when he changes his name. And he should do, he’s done it enough. The world’s most ridiculous rapper has been Puffy, Puff Daddy and P Diddy in a few short years. And now he’s changed his identity again, to Diddy. [...]

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MTV MVA Odds – Best Female Video

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARD ODDS HERE!*** The MTV Music Video Awards take place on August 28th, and we’re running down the betting odds for each category before the ceremony. Today we’re going to look at the nominees for the Best Female Video category. Unsurprisingly, this is one of the strongest categories in the entire [...]

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Ricky Gervais’ ‘Extras’ is preachy hilarity at its jawdroppingest

by 586 MEDIA

In neutering the American version of The Office of unrepentantly English Ricky Gervais, NBC created a husk stripped of intelligence. But after a couple of years, we’d all started to appreciate the hilarity of of workplace minutia and were ready for something brand new. And now it’s here. Ricky’s back in Extras to rock our [...]

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The A-Z of action movies: The inevitable and the alternative

by 586 MEDIA

The inevitable – C for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris in Song Long ago when men wore beards,And liked to fight and fuck,There was a man, above all men,And that man’s name was Chuck. Whether in the Colosseum,Fighting with Bruce Lee,Or smacking down his woman,For not making him his tea. He always fought with honour,He moved [...]

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Buy The Bill Clinton Posh Mixtape

by Stuart Heritage

The President of the United States Of America is undoubtedly the most powerful man on the planet. Should he want to, he has the power to make the world a better place. He could negotiate ends to conflicts, change millions of lives for the better and generally go down in history as a strong leader [...]

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James Bond Hates James Bond

by Chris Laverty

James Bond, sorry Pierce Brosnan, hated playing James Bond. He probably hated the mega-bucks pay-cheques too, we imagine. Pierce Brosnan (Books), now 52, has all but officially said goodbye to 007, which means he can now slag off playing the role to his heart’s content. "I had all these stupid one-liners and loathed them. I [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Sling A Dead Animal Around

by 586 MEDIA

If there’s one thing the Internet isn’t short of, it’s online distance games. How far can you kick a penguin, how far can you punch a pig, how far can you blast a car off a balcony with a power chord… the list goes on and on. It’s business as usual with today’s Slackerjack, but [...]

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Victoria Beckham Is Officially Illiterate

by C J Davies

Broomstick-thin imbecile Victoria Beckham – a bizarre genetic fusion of a skeleton and a branch of Top Shop – has revealed to the media that she has never read a book in her life. hecklerspray has to confess to being somewhat surprised by all of this – we all thought that Ms. Beckham was an [...]

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MTV MVA Odds – Best Dance Video

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARD ODDS HERE!*** On Saturday August 28th, the 2005 MTV Music Video Awards will be held in Miami Florida."Why the hell are you banging on about the MTV Music Video Awards, you fool? It’s just a bunch of girls in short skirts tottering around miming bland-ass production-line pop!" we hear you [...]

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Bill Murray To Star In Garfield 2?

by Stuart Heritage

What two words are most likely to strike fear in your heart? "Drum solo"? "Rock Opera"? "Pink Floyd"? How about this one: "Garfield 2"? Somehow, it seems like the world hasn’t had enough of watching a fat ginger cat being obnoxious. Worse still, it looks like Bill Murray has signed his voice up again for [...]

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