From the monthly archives:

August 2005

Spin Magazine Presents ‘Frankenstein’s Rock-Star’

by Stuart Heritage

You know how it gets in the summer. If the rock-stars of the world aren’t up to their waist in filth at some grotty European festival, then they’re sunning themselves on some ultra-secure private tropical island. And this poses a problem for the music magazines – if nobody is doing anything entertaining, how do we [...]

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Games That Time Forgot – River Raid

by Stuart Heritage

If there’s one thing we love here at hecklerspray, it’s flying a plane down a river pumping oil tankers so full of bullets that they explode, causing a major-league environmental hotspot that will last for generations. River Raid is today’s Game That Time Forgot, and that’s precisely what the game involved. And, of all things, [...]

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Brad And Angelina Look At Some Dinosaurs

by Stuart Heritage

What a week it’s been. It’s only Wednesday and we’ve already seen enough oddness to last us a month… *Courtney Love might be by Alan Partridge, *Richard Bacon might be married to Britney Spears, *There’s a schoolboy Ozzy Osbourne/Iron Maiden fight, *Batman‘s gone a bit gay, *The Piano Man was just having a bit of [...]

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Sharon Osbourne Upsets Iron Maiden At Ozzfest

by Stuart Heritage

Sharon Osbourne. If she’s not being an X-Factor pantomime villain, she’s trying to control her wobbly-headed husband or slapping her arse in those exceptionally patronising Asda adverts. And now, she’s fighting with Iron Maiden for allegedly getting up to some kind of mischief while on tour with Ozzy Osbourne in America. A fight between Iron [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Cone Crazy

by 586 MEDIA

Traffic cones are rubbish. They’re like tiny little orange triangular men, all silently judging you as you drive past them. "Ooh, nice haircut, arsehole," they think to themselves as you pass them. They don’t think we know, but we do. We can hear their thoughts. One way of stopping the cones from thinking their evil [...]

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Writer Suing Over Lost Idea

by Stuart Heritage

Everyone loves Lost. We love the crazy bald knife guy. We love the junkie rockstar, we love that fat bloke, we don’t love the incesty brother and sister very much, but we love the Korean couple enough to make up for it. One person who doesn’t love Lost is Anthony Spinner. He doesn’t love Lost [...]

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MTV MVA Odds – Best R&B Video

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS ODDS HERE*** Only five days to go until the newly-named Diddy hosts the 2005 MTV Music Video Awards in Miami. So here’s another chance to make yourself rich with our special betting odds rundown. Today, we’ll take a look at the Best R&B Video category. R&B stands for many things. [...]

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Robert Moog Dies

by Stuart Heritage

Robert Moog, inventor of the modern synthesiser, died on Sunday of an inoperable brain tumour that was diagnosed in April. He was 71. Moog’s self-named instrument was invented in 1964. Following a multi-Grammy winning album of Mooged-up Bach pieces four years later, the world went crazy for the Moog, and it was featured on albums [...]

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10 Things We Can Learn From… Indiana Jones

by 586 MEDIA

After a brief hiatus (read: struggling to come up with ideas), the world’s greatest list is back and just as pointless as it could ever be. So sit back, grab a beer, drink it and throw it at the screen in disgust as we present to you a comprehensive list of lessons to be learnt [...]

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Courtney Expecting Baby Partridge Or Not?

by Stuart Heritage

Of all the ‘what’s that all about?’ stories we’ve come across over the course of our life, none have been so stunningly ‘what’s THAT all about?’ as this weekend’s news that rock widow and drug black-hole Courtney Love is apparently with Steve Coogan’s baby. The News Of The World reported the story on Sunday and, [...]

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