From the monthly archives:

August 2005

SLACKERJACK – Aqua Teen Hunger Force

by 586 MEDIA

One of the biggest crimes against entertainment in the UK is a distinct lack of Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVDs. It’s easily the best cartoon we’ve seen since South Park. For those who don’t know, Aqua Teen Hunger Force follows the adventures of Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake – three sort of fast food knock-offs [...]

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Princess Margaret – ‘A Drug-Spazzed Party Beast’

by C J Davies

…or so say Channel 4. Never the sort of chaps to shy away from controversy, the Jimmy Carr Network has now decided to subject viewers to something of a ‘right royal romp’ (copyright – the impending Sun headlines). In a film due to be broadcast in the autumn, the Queen’s late sister Princess Margaret – [...]

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MTV MVA Betting Odds – Video Of The Year

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS ODDS HERE!*** This Sunday sees the 2005 MTV Music Video Awards take place in Miami, and if you’ve been following our betting odds coverage, you’ll have built up an encyclopedic knowledge of who’s favourite to take each trophy. Today is the last day of our MVA betting odds, and we’ve [...]

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Myleene Klass Avoids Dole Queue

by Chris Laverty

Steadfastly refusing to be content with a life of lie-ins and Loose Women, former popstar Myleene Klass has got a new job presenting CD:UK on the telly. Kiddie music-fest CD:UK goes through presenters like Sharon Osbourne goes through friends. Stopgaps fill with robotically perfect co-host Cat Deeley until they are eventually exposed as unable to [...]

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The ‘Spray Q&A – The Go! Team

by Stuart Heritage

Thunder Lightning Strike by The Go! Team is on the shortlist for the Mercury Music Prize. And we’d love it if they won. Partly because we’ve got a fiver on them, and partly because their music is so extraordinarily fantastic – a day-glo mish-mash of Sonic Youth guitars, Northern Soul rhythms, handclaps, recorders, manic female [...]

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Halo: The Movie – Coming Summer 2007

by Stuart Heritage

When will people learn that videogame movies are never a good idea? Do you think that Bob Hoskins would rather be remembered as the star of The Long Good Friday or the star of Super Mario Brothers? Will the obituaries for Kylie Minogue begin with "Star of the lauded Street Fighter movie…"? Of course not. [...]

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DISH-ville, Population: Free Satellite TV

by Stuart Heritage

The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase was a wise wrestler. He always used to insist that "Everybody has a price". He was also a badly-dressed fat guy with a black servant, but that’s less relevant. Back to the original point, Ted’s "Everybody has a price" motto has seemingly been picked up by satellite TV company [...]

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SLACKERJACK – The Hardest Game Ever

by 586 MEDIA

You know Where’s Wally? Where you have to find a guy in a woolly hat in a huge crowd of other people? You know how that was so hard you wanted to cry for a month while you were doing it? Now, imagine that Wally wasn’t a guy in a woolly hat. Imagine that he’s [...]

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Ricky Gervais Goes To Hollywood

by C J Davies

If you want hecklerspray’s opinion – and while you’re here, pal, that’s all ye shall be getting – Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant’s new series Extras hasn’t been half-bad. What with all the celebrity endorsement, the project could have oh-so-easily turned into the sort of Elton John-starring Little Britain bumkissery that makes any self-respecting viewer [...]

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MTV MVA Odds – Best Group Video

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS BETTING ODDS! CLICK HERE*** Only three more days to go until the 2005 MTV Music Video Awards take place in Miami. So there are also three more days left of MTV Music Video Awards betting. Trust us, finding out if Gwen Stefani can dance better than Ciara or not gets [...]

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