From the monthly archives:

August 2005

US Weekend Box Office Chart – Virgin Still On Top

by Stuart Heritage

Hear that noise? That’s the end of summer. The end of summer means different things to different people. To some, it means buying pencil cases and new shoes to get ready for another school year; to others it means constantly laying on your back to ease the pain of your inexplicably sunburnt feet. And for [...]

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Jamie Foxx’s Ghetto Gospel

by Chris Laverty

Rapper/actor chap Jamie Foxx has called for peace in our time amongst hardcore mic wrestlers who like to shoot each other. If you struggle to understand why hip-hop artists get so grumpy with one another all the time we won’t be able to help you much. You never saw Frank Sinatra shooting Dean Martin in [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Watch A Girl Get A Ball Kicked In Her Face

by 586 MEDIA

You’ve Been Framed is hilarious, isn’t it? For some reason, watching other people’s misfortune always manages to cheer everybody up. But in You’ve Been Framed, nobody ever gets properly hurt or completely ashamed. You never see a man fall off a roof and spearing himself on a railing, or a kid getting eaten by an [...]

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MTV Music Video Awards – Green Day Win Big

by Stuart Heritage

Regular readers will have known that us here at hecklerspray spent the last two weeks listing MTV Music Video Awards Odds. But some things you just can’t predict. Like, for instance, Hurricane Katrina smashing Miami, the MVA host city, into pieces a few days before the ceremony, putting them in jeopardy. Or fearsome rap boss [...]

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Emmys 2005 Betting Odds – Best Comedy Actor (Part One)

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST EMMYS BETTING ODDS! CLICK HERE*** The Emmys are sometimes known as the TV Oscars – win an Emmy and you know that your TV show is a great big success. The 2005 Emmy Awards ceremony will take place on September 18th, and we’ll be helping you bet on the right contenders in the run-up. [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

If hecklerspray punched you in the noggin that would be bad (Creased). If we gave you a chill-heat Dorito to make-up that would be good (Folded). That’s really all you need to know. Folded: Dead or Alive? (website that knows if your fav celeb’s dead or not. Great timewaster) Late night re-runs of Bank of [...]

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Rubbish Cars We Love: Ford Capri Mk III – The Car You’ve Always Promised Yourself

by Chris Laverty

Ford are no friends of this site. They make dull cars for dull people, and everyone mistakenly thinks they’re British (they’re actually American). However the Ford Capri Mk 3 is an exception to this rule. It’s our very own Mustang. The Lowdown: For some inexplicable reason Ford has never officially shipped their Bullitt (DVDs) Mustang [...]

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PlayStation Free To Fight – Kick Like A Ninja This Bank Holiday

by 586 MEDIA

What are the two best things in the world? That’s right, bank holidays and kung-fu. On a bank holiday, you become your own person again. For 24 hours, you stop being a company drone, and you’re free to do whatever the hell you like. If that means drinking three cans of Tesco value pilsner and [...]

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Mercury Music Prize Betting Odds – This Week’s Latest

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST MERCURY MUSIC PRIZE ODDS! CLICK HERE!*** The Mercury Music Prize ceremony will take place on September 6th this year, so you’ve got plenty of time to bet on a winner. We’re all tediously familiar with the fact that The Kaiser Chiefs are way out in front to win the prize. But it doesn’t matter. [...]

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Russell Crowe Settles In Phone-Flinging Fiasco

by Stuart Heritage

Nestor Estrada is an incredibly lucky man. That probably wasn’t the thought going through his mind back in June, though. Back then, he was probably thinking "Why did Russell Crowe just fling a telephone into my face? And that huge ceramic vase? Why on Earth is he pulling those ridiculous karate moves?" But now, Nestor [...]

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