One of the best things about getting old is that you're allowed to slag off as many young people as you like.

One such old git is Sir Sean Connery (DVDs). And he's taking the opportunity to be as rude as he possibly can about the industry that made him a star.

Not only has he said it will it take a "Mafia-like" offer to get him to make another film, Sean Connery has also called Hollywood producers a bunch of "idiots". Or, to be more accurate, "Idiotschhhh".

According to Middle England bilefest The Daily Mail, baldy vest-merchant Bruce Willis has developed something of an 'interesting' streak with the ladies.

Hanging around with his pals in the New York Roosevelt Hotel, Bruce apparently began discussing killer chat-up lines. Ignoring the more obvious approach - "I am Bruce Willis and therefore have a lot of money" - the erstwhile Mr. Die Hard decided to work on a more... carnal level.

Hence his reported turning to a nearby young lady and asking "What are your plans for sex tonight?"

A few weeks ago, we gave you Alien Homind to play, a mindlessly violent shoot 'em up.

Now, the people behind it have given us something even better: a mindlessly violent beat 'em up. Dad 'N Me takes a young character from an old game of theirs (called Chainsaw The Children, naturally) and lets him run around Double Dragon-style punching and kicking all the

Damon Albarn may make better records as a piece of animation than he’s ever made in real life, but that hasn’t stopped him slagging off Pete Doherty, a man whose very existence gets more cartoonish by the day.

It’s true; Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty (CDs) has been all over the shop lately.

He’s lost a bird most men would kill in cold blood for, made a prat out of himself at the world’s biggest-ever concert, and now even his own people are turning against him.

Fellow indie singer Damon Albarn (CDs) recently had this to say about Pete’s Live 8 debacle:

"The concert was all about raising awareness, but Peter looked like he was having trouble raising his own awareness. He looked wasted."

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Last week we predicted that Orlaith would not be in the Big Brother house by today. And we were right. Kind of...

After Kemal inexplicably received more votes than Orlaith and was evicted on Friday, Orlaith decided she'd finally come good on her promise, and ducked out the back door on Saturday morning. So now, as we thought, Kinga's back in.

So that leaves ix housemates  - Makosi, Craig, Anthony, Eugene, Kinga and Derek - and two weeks left. So the big question is: Who'll win?

Well, Anthony obviously. His odds to win are pointlessly short. So short, in fact, that Betfair.com have opened up a new market - Winner Without Anthony. But today we'll just focus on the Big Brother winner market...