From the monthly archives:

August 2005

Hey, Hollywood! Sean Connery Thinks You’re All Idiots!

by Stuart Heritage

One of the best things about getting old is that you’re allowed to slag off as many young people as you like. One such old git is Sir Sean Connery (DVDs). And he’s taking the opportunity to be as rude as he possibly can about the industry that made him a star. Not only has [...]

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Bruce Willis Asks Stranger For Sex

by C J Davies

According to Middle England bilefest The Daily Mail, baldy vest-merchant Bruce Willis has developed something of an ‘interesting’ streak with the ladies. Hanging around with his pals in the New York Roosevelt Hotel, Bruce apparently began discussing killer chat-up lines. Ignoring the more obvious approach – "I am Bruce Willis and therefore have a lot [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Dad ‘N Me: Needless Infant Violence

by 586 MEDIA

A few weeks ago, we gave you Alien Homind to play, a mindlessly violent shoot ‘em up. Now, the people behind it have given us something even better: a mindlessly violent beat ‘em up. Dad ‘N Me takes a young character from an old game of theirs (called Chainsaw The Children, naturally) and lets him [...]

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Damon Albarn: ‘I’m Gonna Make Pete Doherty History’

by Chris Laverty

Damon Albarn may make better records as a piece of animation than he’s ever made in real life, but that hasn’t stopped him slagging off Pete Doherty, a man whose very existence gets more cartoonish by the day. It’s true; Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty (CDs) has been all over the shop lately. He’s lost a [...]

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Big Brother Odds – Kinga’s In, Anthony’s Gonna Win

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST BIG BROTHER ODDS! CLICK HERE*** Last week we predicted that Orlaith would not be in the Big Brother house by today. And we were right. Kind of… After Kemal inexplicably received more votes than Orlaith and was evicted on Friday, Orlaith decided she’d finally come good on her promise, and ducked out the back [...]

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