From the monthly archives:

August 2005

Big Brother Eviction Odds – It’s Derek And Eugene

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST BIG BROTHER ODDS! CLICK HERE*** The latest Big Brother nominations have been announced. This week, one of the biggest friendships in the house will be split up. Well, it’s as close to a friendship as you can get when all it consists of is one person holding his head underwater and the other person [...]

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Mick Jagger’s Latest Release – His Old Police Records

by Stuart Heritage

Mick Jagger has been called lots of things in the past, but "an intelligent young man" wouldn’t seem like most people’s first choice. Intelligent? Young? What kind of idiot would ever call him that? Well, the police, apparently, according to newly released police records regarding a raid on Mick Jagger’s London apartment in 1969. Mick [...]

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10 Things We Can Learn From… Singin’ In The Rain

by 586 MEDIA

A classic if there ever was one, this autobiographical tale on the transition from silent movies to talkies is notable for two things: Donald O’ Connor running up the wall (which, even by today’s standards, is very, very impressive) and the infamous Gene Kelly performing the title song in the rain with a 103 degree [...]

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Lauren Bacall “Tom Cruise Is Vulgar”

by Stuart Heritage

Yesterday we observed that old people are allowed to be as mean as they like to youngsters. They’ve earned their right to slag their juniors off. Sir Sean Connery already knows this – most Hollywood producers are "idiots" according to him. Not wanting to be outdone, notoriously forthright screen legend Lauren Bacall has got in [...]

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Elvis Car Causes eBay Mayhem

by Stuart Heritage

We’ve all been there. You’re innocently playing around on the internet when – whoops – you accidentally buy a car belonging to Elvis Presley. Jason Shepherd from New York knows all about this. He’s won an eBay auction for an old Elvis car. But he says it’s a mistake, and now he won’t pay the [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Hurt An Australian

by 586 MEDIA

On Thursday, England will try to be a bit less pathetic in the second Ashes test against Australia. One man who has never given up on England is WG Grace, the screaming beardy man on Channel Four that yells "bring it on" all the time. Now he has his own game. You must smash an [...]

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Eva Longoria Regrets Comedy T-Shirt

by Chris Laverty

Eva Longoria, star of Desperate Housewives and practically nothing else, has apologised to Jennifer Aniston for wearing a t-shirt that could, would and probably did upset her. The T-shirt in question – we believe is 100% cotton with a crew neck – had the print ‘I’ll have your baby, Brad‘ embalzoned on the front. We [...]

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Big Brother Latest – This Week’s Nomination Odds

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST BIG BROTHER ODDS! CLICK HERE*** Later on today, Big Brother will announce the latest housemates who face eviction. It’s just a shame they’re not all going to be evicted immediately. Maybe it’s us, but the remaining Big Brother housemates make us want to break our televisions into pieces with our heads. Not a single [...]

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US Weekend Box Office Chart – Stealth Has Flopped

by Stuart Heritage

Summer’s over. It seems like Hollywood has shot its wad a little early this year. The summer blockbuster season started in May with the release of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith, and almost every week since then has seen a huge explosion-filled enormo-flick come out to a roar of hype. Now [...]

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Telegraph Journalist Releases 7/7 Bombing Single

by C J Davies

Ladies and Gentlemen. May we present The Ghost Who Walks.  The Ghost Who Walks is actually the psuedonym of Daily Telegraph music critic Neil McCormick. Bestest mate to the likes of Bono and Sting, The Ghost is famed for relentlessly using his position as a journalist to shamelessly plug his own work. Action which would [...]

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