Moby (CDs) hates Las Vegas. He tries to love the place, he does, but it’s so full of old people. "It’s hard to feel excited about gambling when you’re at the nickel slots in between a 75 year-old woman with emphysema and some truck driver who’s been there for three days on a crystal meth [...]

There are two types of people in this world: us and them. While we scurry about in our stinking, disappointment-filled excuses for lives, they’re laughing at us while they clink champagne glasses and stare at the most beautiful ladies on earth. Only now, the barriers between us and them are starting to fall. Something that [...]

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is telling all the groovy teenagers not to have a career like Abi Titmuss (DVDs). They should all be doctors instead. Or horse riders. Inspiring sentiments from posh fool Palmer-T. She may have been born on a giant bed of fifty-pound notes (probably), but you needn’t think that’s going to stop her telling [...]