From the monthly archives:

June 2005

Big Brother Odds Special – Appalling New Housemates Revealed

by Stuart Heritage

***LATEST BIG BROTHER ODDS! CLICK HERE*** So you were right again. You said Roberto was going to be evicted from the Big Brother house and he was. Four days of desperate begging to be voted out by Derek fell on deaf ears and he’s been made to stick it out for at least another week. [...]

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Games That Time Forgot – Bishi Bashi Special

by Stuart Heritage

Some video games are released to huge acclaim and enormous sales. But other games get released, only to be criminally ignored by the masses. hecklerspray brings you the Games That Time Forgot – a critical reassessment of the video games that should have been huge, but somehow weren’t. Some games have the ability to immerse [...]

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CD Review: Moke, ‘Carnival’

by Stuart Heritage

Monday sees the belated release of Carnival, the second album by South Londoners Moke. The more elderly among you may remember Moke from six years ago. That’s when their first album – Superdrag – came out to critical acclaim. Since then, they recorded and released Carnival in 2001 in America. It all seemed to be [...]

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Marks and Spencer Sexy Time

by 586 MEDIA

Marks & Spencer have been trying for years to shed their image as purveyors of dowdy yet practical products.  They’ve updated their clothing range and switched to free trade foodstuff, but the way in which they’ve finally succeeded in injecting some sex into the brand is through their current TV advertising campaign – a downright [...]

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Batman Sequel: Sean Penn To Be The Joker?

by 586 MEDIA

Batman Begins is a good film. No really, it is. The reason? A well-judged balance of character development, meaty story and some real gritty action, combined with very little CGI and an absolutely bitchin’ Batmobile. Oh, and Michael Caine’s quite good too. Now, as thoughts turn to a sure-fire Batman sequel, the rumour mill has [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Getting Naked?

by Chris Laverty

Not a chance, compadre.  Lindsay Lohan has denied any chance she’ll ever get naked for the movies. Back to freeze-framing Mean Girls it is then. Currently in the news more for her eating habits (or lack of) than her acting, Lindsay Lohan (DVDs) can’t resist mentioning herself and nude in the same sentence. "You will [...]

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Destiny’s Child Split – Not Actually A Split

by Stuart Heritage

The name of the last Destiny’s Child album was the final-sounding Destiny Fulfilled, and recently they announced that they were to split up. Only now, they’ve decided that they’re not going to split up. Not forever, at least. Despite going to the lengths of announcing the split on stage and the releasing a statement confirming [...]

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TV’s Shane Richie is NOT Worth £1.5 Million

by Chris Laverty

The BBC has shown some of the good sense that has long eluded them and denied offering Shane Richie £1.5 million to stay at EastEnders. Shane (Rags to) Richie (Books ) plays lovely-jubbly Alfie Moon in the BBC’s flagship soap opera. His Dick Van Dyke comedy Londoner manages to make even Pete Beale and his pet bodywarmer [...]

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Paris Boutique Apologises For Turning Oprah Winfrey Away

by Stuart Heritage

It must be fun being the most powerful celebrity in the world. Right now, that mantle apparently falls to Oprah Winfrey. Oprah was recently turned away from a boutique in Paris. They’ve apologised, but boy, is she mad. Oprah was shopping in Paris and wanted to visit the Hermes store in Paris after closing time. [...]

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SLACKERJACK – Stagger Home Drunk

by 586 MEDIA

It’s Friday, and that means only one thing – most of you will spend tomorrow night in a sorrowful alcoholic stupor, trying to mask the cracks in your disappointment-filled life by getting drunk in a joyless pub and then trying to push a broken bottle into a policeman’s face. So now’s the time to get [...]

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